cause doing this online as opposed to waiting till I get hammered to spew my venom is gonna be a lot better for my liver
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
Take on the sort of SOTU
It wasn't an official State of the Union but it felt like one and for the first time in what seems like forever, our president wasn't a complete embarrassment. The best point of the night was when he showed his stubby little finger in the eye of the retired mutant ninja turtle, Mitch "The Itch" McConnell. Trump looked a bit better, less bloated, less maniacal, more professional, which was made most apparent when he showed up wearing a new tie for the first time in years. Gone was the weird overly long red tie which always made him look like a mentally ill overgrown Elf. Instead he had something that, for a change, didn't look like it was bought off the sale rack st Nordstrom. Even his suit seemed to fit a bit better, glad he may finally have gotten a stylist.
Let's hope we get more of this Trump and less of the twitter crazed, always wronged, forever scorned, not very bright, combative beast that Bannon has unleashed on our great nation.