Sunday, October 15, 2017
Saturday, October 14, 2017
I'm not sure what is more shocking, the amount of women this guy harassed with virtually no repercussion or the fact that this absolute slob married a woman who is flat out stunning. He has to be one of the more disgusting looking people I have ever seen, he is so obese he has fat growing on his stubble.
How this guy convinced any woman to marry him is a miracle, the fact the one he found is stunning is like finding a four leaf clover...although finding a four leaf clover when it's being watered by millions of dollars is less shocking.
Friday, October 13, 2017
But Trump will claim he hardly knew him even if they err neighbors inside Trump Tower.
Thursday, October 12, 2017
That isn't the way this works Mr President, you can't pick which citizens you want to protect and which you want to send out to sea. But then again, this is who he is, he picks favorites and sends everybody down a deep dark hole
I just can't figure out why he would support one group and not the other. It's very perplexing
Wednesday, October 11, 2017
Sissy promises harder hits, better pension plans (which they will need with the harder hits) and presumably a no fair-catch rule.
The issue is that we're tried all of this, the USFL, the XFL, the KittyBowl. We tried it all and it all kind of sucks. Watching second rate football players play footsie is about as interesting as BudBowl III.
But good luck Diddy. Now that Biggie is dead you need some source of income
Tuesday, October 10, 2017
I looked it up and apparently Liddle it is a hereditary disease which involving increased activity of the epithelial sodium channel (ENaC) which causes the kidneys to excrete potassium. That is a pretty sick burn I guess if you are calling the guy a small banana.
Or maybe he was calling him Cory Lidle which is just sad
Or maybe he was referring to the UrbanDictionary definition which talks about mastrubating upside down.
Anyway, Bob Corker please realize guy helped create this monster, good luck getting him back into his cage.
Monday, October 9, 2017
keep politics out of sports yet yesterday our Vice President flew across the country to interject politics into sports. Everybody saw this entire charade for what it was, which was comforting especially since the Trump White House had a full statement within minutes of Pence's departure. There was also some lame photo that Pence posted which was the same photo he had posted a few years ago hoping nobody would catch it. It was pretty obvious because Pence was wearing a suit to the game and a Colts jersey in the photo and since he was only at the stadium for a grand total of 15 minutes, him using time to change and then change back again seemed more than a little unlikely. The guy is no Axl Rose
Anyway, Pence proves again to be Trump's pathetic little lapdog with no self worth or morals but then again, what do you expect when you sign up to get a first class seat on the Trump Train.
Sunday, October 8, 2017
But anyway, his suckiness has been well discussed, we just have to hope he doesn't get us all killed. We just keep setting the bar lower and lower
Saturday, October 7, 2017
I think that Trump blames them on his FakeNews nemesis but we all know that he is an absolute psychopath intent on destroying all that is good and fair, at least 68% of us do. I'm so convinced that in a decade there I'll be more people who will claim to have been at Carlton Fisk's homerun game than will admit they voted for this treasonous dope
Friday, October 6, 2017
- who knew that AOL still had a platform at all.
- did they really have to make an announcement for this, this would have been the perfect "if a tree falls in a forest" experiment
But I guess this is a sad day, and somehow it is probably Trump's fault. AOL was once great and was the gateway to the World Wide Web for many people. I can remember waiting anxiously for the stupid internet to beep and buzz just long enough to give me a glimpse into the seedy underbelly of the internet. It has also likely been one of the main contributors for the size of our landfills which are overflowing mainly because of all those crappy CDs they were giving out years ago
Anyway, good night AIM, I'm sure this is just the beginning of the end for AOL and hopefully we can all peacefully forget this dark chapter in our lives.
Thursday, October 5, 2017
Press conferences where she kept shoving her foot into her mouth like it was a Twinkie. We appreciate anytime she, or anybody else speaking for the administration, shows to be a complete shill for incompetence but today was worse
Somehow she decided to draw on her eyebrows with a sharpie because she looked like a Halloween costume gone all wrong. She is really a horrid human being with no conscience but at minimum she didn't look like my 90 year old grandmother, she has even ruined that now
Wednesday, October 4, 2017
Then again, she may have just had too much to drink or ate some bad soup but if she coughs my way, I may push her out the emergency exit, you know, for the safety of everybody
Tuesday, October 3, 2017
Anyway, he's a tone deaf moron who threw paper towels at people which was the best thing he did.
Monday, October 2, 2017
So, sorry Emanuel. Your house is gone, you family is missing and you won't have electricity for a month but here is a golf trophy dedicated to you. Don't think that you will actually see it or touch it or anything but know it is dedicated to you, sort of.
God he sucks