Tuesday, October 31, 2017
I don't know much about the insights into situations like this but I do know that when a campaign announces that a 29 year old kid with no experience will serve as a member of a national security advisory team, that kid better have been born on February 29th.
Did Trump know he was trying to get a meeting with Putin, who the hell knows but there were plenty in the campaign orbit who did and now it's time for those chickens to come home to roost
Papadapolous flipped, Flynn likely flipped, Manafort has been indictees, Page is as crazy as ever, Bannon is living in a bunker, Kushner is solving the Middle East issue over a latte and Roger Stone is from perma-banned from Twitter. Somehow the Mooch got out just in time.
Monday, October 30, 2017
Sunday, October 29, 2017
But maybe Mueller can move fast and go right for the jugular and allow Trump to go back to playing golf without all the stress of a nuclear catastrophe.
By the way, if tomorrow's indictment reveals it's Kushner, I really hope they let Christie prosecute him.
Saturday, October 28, 2017
Many pin it on Flynn, who has been exposed as the one with the most blood on his hands including the photo of him dining with Putin
Manafort has been in the news a lot with secret ledgers and a history of deals with Russia
Carter Page is said to have delivered the message directly from Trump to Putin
Don jr. arranged the meeting with the Russian attorney
Roger Stone is a weasel who nobody would mind seeing fried
But the person who is now most likely to fall is the quiet one. Rumor is that Kushner will be the first to fall, because of his association with Cambridge Analytics. This will be the best one and will irk the president to no end and will mean that Mueller is inches away from the big Tuna.
It's always the quiet one.
Friday, October 27, 2017
Page, Flynn, Manafort, Papadapolous, Don Jr
Please god let it be Don jr.
But I guess we now know why Trump wanted to make sure the JFK stuff was released today.
Last night, as I was sitting guard outside my daughter's room to protect her against monsters and zombies, I had the most unfortunate thing happened to me. My IPhone froze up. I'm sitting in the dark with a busted IPhone and it was maddening.
Maddening because there was nothing I could do. When I pressed the side button and the home button it would eventually get to the screen where you had to swipe to power down the phone, but the screen wouldn't allow for the powder down. So I was stuck, staring at a blank screen for hours
The only thing that worked was Siri, which allowed me to get my text messages dictated to me but nothing else.
Without a hard reset option like taking the battery out, I was stuck with the unthinkable. Let me iphone battery die for a reset, the issue was that the phone still had 20% battery and without any use, draining it was painful
It took 12 hours to finally die and rebooted thirty seconds later.
Sorry for the lack of TOR yesterday, without a phone it was near impossible, we'll make this a Friday Double... so Trump isn't safe yet
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
Then there is Ben Sasse who might not be a total spineless weasel. The Murkowski and Collins duo have had their wars with Trump, too as hey vote against the repeal thing. And then you have Rand who hates everybody and everybody hates him.
Jesus, who actually likes this guy?!?
I'm counting 11 our of 52 who have some bad history but I'm sure they all applauded loudly for him during their standing O
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
There is no more tone deaf moron than Tom Perez who went out of his way to beat Jeff Flake on his retirement. This is he same Jeff Flake who committed political suicide by going after and breaking down the mighty Trump piece by piece on the senate floor today. This is the guy who is on your side when it comes to trying to make sure this is a one term president.
But no, Tom Perez decided to not follow logic but instead to follow the president's lead and pile on Flake. Forget if he believes that Flake is right or wrong, if there was ever a day to praise Flake, it was today.
But god forbid these idiot Democrats get out of their own way
Monday, October 23, 2017
As half the world pointed out, that isn't exactly how statistics work. If Trump gets a Ten Million Dollar tax cut and 24,999 get no tax cut, the total tax cut would be $10,000,000 which divided by the 25,000 people would be $4000. This is great news for those 25,000 people, right? Time to all put that $4k in our kid's 529 funds or put more into our 401Ks or more likely buy four new IPhone X's. I hope they take TrumpCash over at Apple.
Oh America is already so great, this is just going to make it greater
Sunday, October 22, 2017
Hey Donald, they don't need to make up stories about you, you create them yourselves with your gigantic ego, your lack of compassion, your inability to tell the truth, your complete drain of good will and your adolescent moral compass
You suck, your supporters are brainwashed lambs and our country and fellow citizens have never disappointed me more than this last year.
Saturday, October 21, 2017
But keep on nailing Scrotum Face Weinstein, every liberal I know hopes the guy fries while very conservative I know hopes O'Reilly rises from the deaf to take pack his throne
Friday, October 20, 2017
Today I got one from Trump Headquarters which I can only imagine is located somewhere in Moscow, asking me to donate $3 to have a chance at dinner with Trump, presumably at a Trump facility
As much as I'd love to have an over cooked steak with an undercooked human, I'm going to pass if for no reason that I don't need my $3 going to the Trump Russian defense fund.
Good luck with winning this one Ted Cruz
Thursday, October 19, 2017
When Trump goes off script, he tends to exaggerate, inflate, extrapolate, felate and conflate the truth and it always gets him in trouble. His "shoot from the hip" works in business meetings and social settings because it's weirdly charming. As POTUS it's not charming, it's dangerous
Wednesday, October 18, 2017
Trump supposedly told a grieving widow that the soldier "knew what he signed up for" and the world became outraged.
Then Trump - like he usually does- went after the world saying that he had proof that he didn't say that which makes this a classic game of He Said-She Said with the "He" being a pathological liar. There is nobody in the world who believes Trump and nobody expects him to show his "proof"
But here's where I am with it. Trump was likely not trying to be callous or mean, he's just a tone deaf moron who doesn't understand nuance. He tried to do the right thing -even if it was a week late- but in a way that only he can mess it up. This is the same guy who on 9-11 noted that he now had the biggest building in NYC. It might be a fact but it's not something you say. He is so self absorbed and has gotten away with saying the most ridiculous and often times heinous things for so long, that he has no concept of self awareness.
Great quality for a leader.
Good job America
Tuesday, October 17, 2017
I wasn't surprised that he later sent around an explanation that his " how many Jews were really killed in the Holocaust" post wasn't sanctioned by him but posted by an over exuberant intern. I believe this about as much as I believe anything the Mooch says.
I meant to vote but got distracted wanting to throw my phone into the nearest pot of spaghetti
Monday, October 16, 2017
She deserves it because the election was likely stolen from her, but really at this point, we need her to just go away. I think we're all Clintoned out at this point, we'd be happy to just be done with it all
The Democrats won't have a better candidate for 2020 or at least not one as recognizable but still, she needs to just go away.
Sunday, October 15, 2017
Although, I got to be honest with you, I would have assumed that Flynt walked around with one of this stupid red hats.
Saturday, October 14, 2017
I'm not sure what is more shocking, the amount of women this guy harassed with virtually no repercussion or the fact that this absolute slob married a woman who is flat out stunning. He has to be one of the more disgusting looking people I have ever seen, he is so obese he has fat growing on his stubble.
How this guy convinced any woman to marry him is a miracle, the fact the one he found is stunning is like finding a four leaf clover...although finding a four leaf clover when it's being watered by millions of dollars is less shocking.
Friday, October 13, 2017
But Trump will claim he hardly knew him even if they err neighbors inside Trump Tower.
Thursday, October 12, 2017
That isn't the way this works Mr President, you can't pick which citizens you want to protect and which you want to send out to sea. But then again, this is who he is, he picks favorites and sends everybody down a deep dark hole
I just can't figure out why he would support one group and not the other. It's very perplexing
Wednesday, October 11, 2017
Sissy promises harder hits, better pension plans (which they will need with the harder hits) and presumably a no fair-catch rule.
The issue is that we're tried all of this, the USFL, the XFL, the KittyBowl. We tried it all and it all kind of sucks. Watching second rate football players play footsie is about as interesting as BudBowl III.
But good luck Diddy. Now that Biggie is dead you need some source of income
Tuesday, October 10, 2017
I looked it up and apparently Liddle it is a hereditary disease which involving increased activity of the epithelial sodium channel (ENaC) which causes the kidneys to excrete potassium. That is a pretty sick burn I guess if you are calling the guy a small banana.
Or maybe he was calling him Cory Lidle which is just sad
Or maybe he was referring to the UrbanDictionary definition which talks about mastrubating upside down.
Anyway, Bob Corker please realize guy helped create this monster, good luck getting him back into his cage.
Monday, October 9, 2017
keep politics out of sports yet yesterday our Vice President flew across the country to interject politics into sports. Everybody saw this entire charade for what it was, which was comforting especially since the Trump White House had a full statement within minutes of Pence's departure. There was also some lame photo that Pence posted which was the same photo he had posted a few years ago hoping nobody would catch it. It was pretty obvious because Pence was wearing a suit to the game and a Colts jersey in the photo and since he was only at the stadium for a grand total of 15 minutes, him using time to change and then change back again seemed more than a little unlikely. The guy is no Axl Rose
Anyway, Pence proves again to be Trump's pathetic little lapdog with no self worth or morals but then again, what do you expect when you sign up to get a first class seat on the Trump Train.
Sunday, October 8, 2017
But anyway, his suckiness has been well discussed, we just have to hope he doesn't get us all killed. We just keep setting the bar lower and lower
Saturday, October 7, 2017
I think that Trump blames them on his FakeNews nemesis but we all know that he is an absolute psychopath intent on destroying all that is good and fair, at least 68% of us do. I'm so convinced that in a decade there I'll be more people who will claim to have been at Carlton Fisk's homerun game than will admit they voted for this treasonous dope
Friday, October 6, 2017
- who knew that AOL still had a platform at all.
- did they really have to make an announcement for this, this would have been the perfect "if a tree falls in a forest" experiment
But I guess this is a sad day, and somehow it is probably Trump's fault. AOL was once great and was the gateway to the World Wide Web for many people. I can remember waiting anxiously for the stupid internet to beep and buzz just long enough to give me a glimpse into the seedy underbelly of the internet. It has also likely been one of the main contributors for the size of our landfills which are overflowing mainly because of all those crappy CDs they were giving out years ago
Anyway, good night AIM, I'm sure this is just the beginning of the end for AOL and hopefully we can all peacefully forget this dark chapter in our lives.
Thursday, October 5, 2017
Press conferences where she kept shoving her foot into her mouth like it was a Twinkie. We appreciate anytime she, or anybody else speaking for the administration, shows to be a complete shill for incompetence but today was worse
Somehow she decided to draw on her eyebrows with a sharpie because she looked like a Halloween costume gone all wrong. She is really a horrid human being with no conscience but at minimum she didn't look like my 90 year old grandmother, she has even ruined that now
Wednesday, October 4, 2017
Then again, she may have just had too much to drink or ate some bad soup but if she coughs my way, I may push her out the emergency exit, you know, for the safety of everybody
Tuesday, October 3, 2017
Anyway, he's a tone deaf moron who threw paper towels at people which was the best thing he did.
Monday, October 2, 2017
So, sorry Emanuel. Your house is gone, you family is missing and you won't have electricity for a month but here is a golf trophy dedicated to you. Don't think that you will actually see it or touch it or anything but know it is dedicated to you, sort of.
God he sucks