Wednesday, January 31, 2018
I get that he's not the normal politician, he's not a normal person. His need for constant adulation is frightening and the fact that the party who claims they represent family values and morality supports a man so vain, so lacking intellectually curiosity, so morally corrupt is astonishing.
The guy is on his third wife, has cheated on all of them, likely has a dozen abortions in his history, sleeps with porn stars while his wife has a newborn at home and has only ever proven to care about himself. Seems like the perfect guy an evangelical would embrace
Tuesday, January 30, 2018
One note here. This is not going to be happening on the broadcast that anybody will actually watch. This won't be the scroll on ABC or NBC or CNN (FoxNews refused to comment for this story) so it's kind of a non-story. I'm sure this will be used for the live stream on Brietbart of GOP.org or whatever
It would be an awesome place for some top of the line trolling.
Vlad Hearts Don. $10
Jale Will Suk. $15
Stormy Daniels. $69
Monday, January 29, 2018
Be getting a prime time slot at the Grammy's only shows you how out of touch with that reality she was
I'm expecting her to continue to make these kinds of decisions which means nobody will ever be interested
Sunday, January 28, 2018
First you have old Wilbur who looks like he's completely fallen asleep, then you have Hope Hicks with the ugliest suede boots that make he legs look like two giant tootsies rolls. Although big Rex looks decent, the fat guy next to him looks like he ate Jared Kushner. But the worst look is by far Steve Mnuchin. He's wearing these horrible boots with a suit pair of suit like he has a meeting scheduled on the Appalachian trail. These things are either the latest hipster craze which his bimbo wife got him for Christmas OR they are a secret salute to the ultra right wing with the red laces. But how this loser can don those things and sit front toe with a straight face is astonishing.
The dude is such a goddamned dork
Saturday, January 27, 2018
What it does do is prove the total sham that is influencers, when buying friends and followers is wide spread, nothing helps
Time for Twitter to start wiping out any of these fake accounts by basically just wiping out any account that follows Kim Kardashian. Might be some real people there but I'm willing to take that chance.
Friday, January 26, 2018
Thursday, January 25, 2018
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
I'm assuming that if they go this route we can continue to call Trump President
Tuesday, January 23, 2018
If the going rate is $130-$150 per woman, he could be looking at $14million in payments if the number hits 100 which for a guy who hates paying anybody has got to sting. What is even better about that thought is that it's that much less money that Melania will get in her divorce filing
Glad to see the evangelicals haven't dropped this guy like a hot potato yet, wouldn't want to break that winning streak.
Monday, January 22, 2018
Sunday, January 21, 2018
When GWB was president and people were calling him a Nazi, it was ridiculous. Yes, he was kind of a dumbass and getting duped into Iraq was horrible but when you look at how much worse if can be, even old W turns it around.
Bush left office with a 34% approval rating, one year into Trump and he's nearing September 2001 territory. This is a common occurrence for last presidents, they are all remembered more fondly than when they were in office. Listening now people will tell you HW was basically Lincoln, Clinton was Kennedy and W was Truman. It's only a matter of time before Obama becomes Ghandi.
Saturday, January 20, 2018
Friday, January 19, 2018
of FDA regulations will get a little longer. But I'm sure they'll still give you at full cavity search at the airport and I'm also sure the POTUS will keep his full security detail at Trump Tower.
Actually that is the best thing about this stupid thing, if they do shit down, Trump kind of has to stay in DC and can't golf or participate in his stupid $100k/plate dinner
Thursday, January 18, 2018
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
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Tuesday, January 16, 2018
Here is our critique
- He still looks sloppy in the same way that I always looked a bit sloppy when I put on a tie in my 20's.
- you can tell this guy has no experience with a tie, is tied way too short, should hit the belt buckle and his hardly hits his belly button
- the button down shirt with the two white buttons to hold the collar down is very Gap
- there is no way he is wearing matching pants
- his Mike Francesa haircut is really disturbing looking
- guy just know he is wearing a yellow stained undershirt which he's going to be stripping down to half way through thus thing
Monday, January 15, 2018
Front page of the Post had both a shithole and a Stormy reference wrapped into one two days ago, the entire "I have" vs "I'd have" WSJ controversy from a few days ago prompted some unexpired backlash from the dear leader and today the journal broke a story about Javanka possibly being involved with a wacky Chinese business woman who just happens to be old Rupert's ex wife.
So I'm convinced that Trump asked her for a massage and hen banged her and now Rupert is seeking revenge on both of them
Sunday, January 14, 2018
I know the defense against being a racist is always a bit funny since it almost always involves invoking that one black friend or the fact that you think Halle Berry is hot but when you have a long history (Central Park 5, housing lawsuits, lost Apprentice tapes) you don't get the benefit of the doubt.
What is the best part of this story is that the two senators that denied hearing him say shithole are likely using the semantic defense since there is word he may have used shithouse but then again these guys have all already sold their souls to the devil.
Saturday, January 13, 2018
Think about that term and how widely it was used then without any thought paid to it. Now think about an announcer today saying a wrestler got 9-11'd or something and tell me how well that would go. That announcer would be thrown out so quickly you'd never hear from him again...either that or we'd elect him president
World has changed I guess
Friday, January 12, 2018
Thursday, January 11, 2018
I spent the day basically locked behind my desk working on a project and when I came out the entire world looked like a complete shithole to me. I can't figure out what it was but the streets we're filled with litter, the highway was littered with cars and the people littering and driving were annoying the hell out of me. It's 2018 and our president is not just a closet racist, he's proving day-in, day-out that he's about of the closet one, too.
But this is what happens when a bunch of trash elects a piece of trash...you get a dump fire and one that nobody wants to step in to put out
Good job America
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
A bunch of intellectual types conducted a study to see how Trump's vocabulary, sentence structure and grammar compared to the previous 15 presidents and they found that he finished in...dead...last. This doesn't shock anybody but it is sort of amusing to think the president of the United States has a vocabulary that rivals that of my eight year old daughter since they put it at a fourth grade level.
He'll also be thrilled to find out that Obama was ranked third best vocabulary.
Tuesday, January 9, 2018
Steve Bannon looks like your alcoholic uncle if your uncle needed to wear multiple button downs on top of each other. The guy has a face that looks like it's the catchers glove which has just been through a double header, he has a smile that makes you think of cheese and he has a personality that makes you want to try to kick yourself in the nuts.
The only question now is...how long before FoxNews hires him?!?
Monday, January 8, 2018
And after he is called out for it, he'll attack the haters and the MSM until somebody finds a quote where he critiques Hillary for not knowing the lyrics..he is just that dumb
Sunday, January 7, 2018
Oprah, do us a favor and please just leave us alone
Saturday, January 6, 2018
Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence...
Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star..........to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!
For one, the first sentence can only be described as "Holy Run-On, Batman!!" Then it only got worse from there. I did appreciate his valley girl sentence that read "...my two greatest assets have been mental stability and, like, really smart". This reeked of "I'm like totally great at like many really hard things"
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Friday, January 5, 2018
There are reports that NJ will soon force their drivers to...gasp.. get out of our steaming hot Highlanders or Suburbans and stand in the cold while we fill our tanks. Where is the dignity in that???
Next they'll tell us Bruce is really from Suffolk County to something and Billy Joel is from Somerset. Kill me
Thursday, January 4, 2018
But this is what FoxNews does, they have somehow turned that Hillary story into a one year sitcom and nothing ever gets resolved. Think Gilligan's Island with Sean Hannity as The Professor, Corey Lewandowski as Gilligan and Ann Coulter as the Movie Star
Wednesday, January 3, 2018
Tuesday, January 2, 2018
The showed up at the $700+ Mar-a-Lago New Years Eve party and you just know she blew a busboy while old Steve was mingling and then kissed him right on the mouth
She should swallow, she could use the calories
Monday, January 1, 2018
But anyway, no plane crashes, only a few people got murdered in NYC, no really noteworthy celebrities died I think and Trump Jong Un didn't blow up the world.
I guess it was a good year