Thursday, November 30, 2017
So now that this has been reestablished, I'm going to make my Christmas wishlist
- Michael Flynn flips
- takes out Jared Kushner
- Trump appoints Chris Christie as special counselor to prosecute Kushner
- Kushner flips and sends Don to take his place
- Pence in his jubilation falls on a banana peel taking out Orrin Hatch, Paul Ryan and everybody else in line
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
When Al Franken was one, I cringed
When Matt Lauer was one I didn't know what to do. Matt Lauer was vanilla as ice cream on the jersey shore in rob summer, nothing made me expect this bombshell but in 2017 nothing surprises me
But in this day and age nothing -or nobody- should surprise me
I have put together a list of people who would devastate me
Obama because it would destroy all I know about him
Colbert because my dark horse for 2020
Would be shot
Chuck Todd because it might prove that stupid goatee doesn't make him repulsive to women
Tuesday, November 28, 2017
Can't we just enjoy the holidays?!?
Monday, November 27, 2017
The one thing that Trump is genuinely good at is nicknames, he's the ultimate high school bully but when he gets a good one, it usually does for really well. Nobody emasculated Rubio more than Trump with his Little Marco rub or painted Cruz into weasel better than the Lyin' Ted monicker. Crooked Hillary, Low Energy Jeb! and Might want to stop with two Big Macs Christie were all perfectly played.
Calling Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas is more of the same. Yeah it's childish but in his defense, it's effective and I actually don't see it as a slur. To me it's similar to calling a dummy, Einstein or a four year old artist Picasso as an iBuddy pointed out. Its insulting to the person but not the legacy. It's not a slur anymore that calling some crappy white basketball player Jordan would be to black people. It's an insult and one that plays right at Trump's grade-school humor, it's most telling that the only Native American he could name is one from a Disney movie.
What is more insulting is that Trump's ceremony was held under the watchful eye of Andrew Jackson's portrait, the optics of which are just dumbfounding.
Sunday, November 26, 2017
I remember during one of the last seasons of Breaking Bad when they got involved in the entire white supremacy story line that I thought it sort of jumped the shark because it was just so unbelievable that this culture even existed, little did anybody know that it was just bubbling up right underneath the top layer
With that said, all the criticism the NYT gets for being too liberal and fake news might finally be getting to them and I wonder if this was a tactical decision to be able to point to when the next volley comes in from Tweeter in Chief
Saturday, November 25, 2017
I'd expected a bit better music, an easier to follow storyline and a more young kid friendly character but it wasn't a terrible way to spend 2 hours the day after thanksgiving.
But what was a terrible thing was this horrible surprise Frozen short film they showed before hand. First of all, nobody warned you that we went from an hour and forty minute movie to one now topping two hours, which with three kids in tow is a big deal. Secondly, you are going into a movie which is a mix between Ricky Ricardo meets the Addams Family and get stuck with this Elsa drivel, it's not the same audience and certainly not what your expectations are
But what really sucks is that this short film was just horrible. It was drawn out, poorly scripted, badly performed with horrible music and had a story line which made you want to shove an ice pick into your Arendelle. My eight year old looked at me at one point and said "I want to talk to the manager"
Disney, you aren't doing your brand any service by forcing this crap down our throats. The Frozen boat has sailed, stop trying to force it, you had your chance to capitalize on it -and did- but you waited too long, nobody cares anymore and if Frozen 2 is going to be anything like this, you are in for a rude awaking
Friday, November 24, 2017
But his call out is just typical of his thin skinned mentality. They should have made Hillary the cover just to totally break him
Thursday, November 23, 2017
And now we will finally get to the best part of this thanksgiving feast when Bob Mueller goes after the big fat turkey and carves him up. We all know that Trump's been compromised for years and are finding out exactly how compromised every single day but it's time to stop with the appetizers and to get to the stuffing. We've waited a year and are ready to hear about cranberry sauce and Russian hookers and time to learn exactly how he stole this election and let America go back to having good and bad presidents but not morally, ethically and totally corrupt ones
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
I'd even appreciate it if he did pardon the bird that he coughed "Jeff Sessions" into fist as he said it. Not because that would be the right thing to do, but because SNL and Colbert would have a field day with it.
We are basically living in a banana republic with this guy in charge, might as well make it entertaining.
Monday, November 20, 2017
of respect for him the last few decades but in the last few weeks, that respect has started to slowly drop. His ass grab in a wheelchair at 93 seemed sort of innocent, in a way that an old white man is innocent. But the stories that have come out since have sounded more crappy and less innocent as he has gotten younger and younger in the stories. I get that he grew up in a different time but at some point playing Don Draper seems like a bad decision.
Anyway, today he tweeted something about some veteran in a valiant attempt to win over some public trust and support but the only thing I thought about was. "I wonder if he grabbed that Navy SEALs ass"
Sunday, November 19, 2017
I hope Ball calls him out on Twitter for a week, trolling him for being a fat moron. A battle royal between Chubby Trump, Kim Jung Un and LaVar Ball would be fantastic
Saturday, November 18, 2017
Is there anything better than an anti LGBT politician getting caught Twinkie deep in his buddy. It's got to be the most obvious cover for a guy who's living secret life and nothing makes it more obvious than the guy claiming to be some self righteous religious nut. The saddest thing is that in this day and age, nobody cares. The stigma is gone, the world has moved on. It's why Kevin Spacey's lame "coming out" portion of his apology letter got no traction. Nobody gives a crap where you stick your winkie , just don't preach about it.
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Friday, November 17, 2017
Nobody believes that without this incident, there like be any chance of turning Alabama blue. You'd have a better chance of Blue Ivy coming into Tuscaloosa or Huntsville and convincing the average citizen there that her dad is the messiah and her mom is The Virgin Mary than them electing a democrat under normal circumstances
Have fun at the mall you inbred losers.
Thursday, November 16, 2017
This is the same guy who told Billy Bush "I'm automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything." and a man who has yet to call for Roy Moore to step down, so he doesn't exactly have a lot of credibility left
What the Dems will likely miss if Franken did step down is his intellect and savviness in these back and forth he's displayed over the last few years when shady people come in front of his committees but he has ruined it all
Roy Moore step aside
Al Franken resin
POTUS. Walk away and don't ever look back
Wednesday, November 15, 2017
The best thing about the email was that it complained about the latest CNN poll which showed that a whopping 64% of people said they had less confidence in Trump than they did a year ago. Their complaint was that only 24% of the people polled were Republicans which -in their opinion- invalidated the poll
- I don't think anybody in their right mind can think that he has actually done a great or good job, he's a walking disaster, so this would have to be a vote between Other and Okay
- I just looked it up and in 2016, only 26% of all Americans identified themselves as Republican, so the 24% included in this poll seems right and likely a bit high as many people see a fractured party divided between the McConnell tired turtle establishment and the Trump crazies
Anyway, I was asked to donate after answering "other" which I didn't do.
I'm guessing we'll never have this hard scientific poll see the light of day.
Tuesday, November 14, 2017
These morons don't even realize that Hannity is playing them like a flute with his dark suits and pink ties. He's a complete lunatic or at least plays one on TV
Monday, November 13, 2017
But that is why you have, hundreds of people beating their Keurig machines with hammers, tearing them down stairs and filling them with bleach and in the process, accomplishing very little.
The best part was that Nespresso sent out a big email blast today offering 35%off of all their machines
The best thing is that we will have a lot more people buying new appliances this Christmas season, which will be a nice boost to the retail economy
So smash away morons.
Sunday, November 12, 2017
Put everything else aside, call Mueller back from his little trip, we need a congressional investigation on this.
Saturday, November 11, 2017
outburst was prompted when Kim called him fat which is another great description because Trump looks like a Turkey day balloon
Anyway, I'm glad these two morons spent the day insulting each other, let's hope they don't annihilate each other while I'm alive
Friday, November 10, 2017
To Moscow back in 2013. What was interesting was that he not only acknowledged that there was an offer for five hookers to be sent up to Trump's suite but that he remembered very clearly that no impropriety occurred while her was there. The emphasis is obviously on the legal CYA (cover your ass) portion of while he was present.
What is more interesting is how this story has evolved
We went from
- the Dossier is so preposterous that it's not worth discussing
- you are just covering for Clinton's huge loss
- the Dossier was paid for by Clinton, so it's contents are obviously compromised.
- ok there were hookers but we didn't indulge
At thus rate Adam Schildkraut will be up to his elbows in hooker pee by this time next week.
Thursday, November 9, 2017
Trump tweeted out a weird photo the other night with the caption
Congratulations to all of the 'DEPLORABLES' and the millions of people who gave us a MASSIVE (304-227) Electoral College landslide victory
It was sort of an odd photo considering the rest of the GOP was licking their wounds after getting their asses handed to them on Tuesday but Trump doesn't care about anybody but himself
But looking at this photo
Kushner looks like he's high
Stephen Miller looks like he's pulling a H.W. Bush on Hope Hicks
The fat guy on the bottom looks like he's taking a dump
And the media guy Dan Scavino looks like he forgot his hair brush at the hotel in Seoul
And Trump, he looks like he just had passed gas and only he is in on the joke
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Wednesday, November 8, 2017
If there was ever a walk-over victory it was last night when Bill De Blasio easily won a second term defeating Nicole Malliotakis by an overwhelming margin of 66% to 28%. It's not that surprising being that NYC is a traditional liberal powerhouse although the one place the republicans have always done well is with the mayor race.
But what is more odd is that throughout the campaign, the person we heard more about than anybody was Bo Dietl. Dietl is a contributor to FoxNews and the Imus in the Morning program, so he has some name recognition. So much recognition that there was a debate a week ago and he was on the stage with De Blasio and Malliotakis
How the hell did the election commission give him that platform? This guy got 1% of the vote which is about the equivalent of getting a 400 on the SAT's. The only person who got less votes than him is a guy who literally tried to hijack a plane (http://nypost.com/2017/10/25/this-mayoral-candidate-once-tried-to-hijack-an-airplane/). The guy who finished above him is a movie producer who was doing this as a shtick.
De Blasio got more votes in a combo of three or four buildings than Diedl got in total
Let's just hope Bo just goes away for good now
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Tuesday, November 7, 2017
She's really a disgusting looking human both inside and outside
Monday, November 6, 2017
a lot, certainly met with a lot of Russian officials and certainly had a lot of hookers pee on sheets
How did we let this man become president?
Sunday, November 5, 2017
Today another prince died when his helicopter crashed. If I'm a Saudi Prince, I'm not sure I'm starting my car tomorrow
I'm sure Trump is watching and admiring the entire thing
Saturday, November 4, 2017
Friday, November 3, 2017
Years ago there was an article describing Facebook as a necessity, like electricity but somehow I've been able to stay off the grid and am no worse for the wear.
If this last election doesn't show you there cesspool that this place is, nothing will.
Thursday, November 2, 2017
I think that most of the world is ready for Hillary to just go away, she lost, she ran a terrible campaign and she is incredibly unlikeable but yet it feel like we are going to regurgitate the campaign a hundred times between now and 2020
But the thing that was more obvious -and frankly obnoxious- about the Brazile thing is that it just feels so self serving. The entire piece is about what she felt and noticed and how she knew Hillary was in trouble. Yet she did nothing about any of it at any point
Anyway, Donna Brazile and Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton and that weird VP guy she chose. Plead all of you guys go away
Wednesday, November 1, 2017
I haven't been on Facebook in years, recognizing it for the cesspool it is, but from everything I hear, this last year+ has been particularly miserable. The old adage of not discussing religion or politics in public went to hell and you people all realized that you hate half of your Facebook friends.
The funny thing is thing is that everybody I know says the same thing about the vile rhetoric that was being spewed, they all say it was posted by either
- some nutty in-law
- some kind they went to high school with who likely works in a pizzeria or for the DPW
Sadly those morons represented half of this country and now we're stuck with Donald Duck