Friday, March 23, 2018
But I think it goes deeper than that, the reason Trump offered to pay both McDougal and Stormy Is because it makes the entire thing transactional. Maybe his creepy lawyer has an NDA written up for anybody who bangs Trump which they abide by after accepting money for sex. Or maybe it's some loophole in the law where the transactional nature of the sex makes it so that Trump can take some legal repercussion if it came out.
Anyway I expect the market to tank today, so hold onto your hats
Thursday, March 22, 2018
But now, he makes his National Security Advisor one of the architects of the falsification of facts to go into that stupid war. The guy with the terrible mustache and the worse outlook on international affairs is now our NSA head all because he promised Trump he wouldn't start any wars
This guy wrote an essay about he legal justification to going to war with North Korea EARLIER THIS MONTH
Keep these two lunatics away from the red button
Wednesday, March 21, 2018
Thanks Facebook, thanks stupid aunts who got caught up in the FakeNews thing and thanks for all of you for giving them the open fields to steal your vegetables
Tuesday, March 20, 2018
But with Cambridge Analytics coming to a crashing end, with Trump taking almost no stand on Austin and with that dummy Ben Carson blaming his wife for the hideous dining set, this will only make like the 1000th dumbest thing the administration did this week
Monday, March 19, 2018
Anyway, he drew or painted a picture of some Gene Simmons looking chick and everybody assumes that it's Sarah The Huck Sanders. I am not sure this looks anything like Big Huck because, well, this chick is similarly ugly but not nearly as fat. Yeah I know this isn't PC but that woman is really painfully ugly but to be fair, Sean Spicer looked like a wad of used chewing gum. I'm not sure why Trump chooses these incredibly unattractive people to be his face of his horrible administration for
the press. Big Huck looks a lot like her father before he got the lap-band surgery and then crossed with one of the characters of the Addams Family
But the Jim Carrey picture is clearly Kellyann Conway
Sunday, March 18, 2018
Millions penalty not enforceable but you have to think that when you have to sign something like this, it's for good reason.
I doubt No Drama Obama made anybody do this mostly because he isn't a narcissist but also because he doesn't have any reason to do it.
But this does sort of describe why everybody that leave Trump orbit has stayed mum on the craziness from inside. Most even find their way back in his good graces, whether it is Spicer or Mooch or Lewandowski.
You'd almost say he's blackmailing them, where could he possibly come up with that concept
Saturday, March 17, 2018
Friday, March 16, 2018
First he was fired over Twitter since our president is afraid of confrontation with anybody he can't bully. Next a bunch of stories about Trump's disdain for Sexy Rexy appeared online including the fact he thought he spoke too slowly and finally we hear that when John Kelly called Rex to expect something from Trump, the secretary was on the can. I've travelled overseas a fair amount and there is nothing worse than a stomach bug while you are tens of thousands of miles from home and that moment when you are sitting on the throne with your bowels fully open is the only few minutes of normalcy you have. Well Kelly interrupted this to tell Rex to come home immediately.
And to think that only 15 months ago this guy was running one of the biggest and most successful companies in the world and now he gets fired while taking a sh*t
Thursday, March 15, 2018
Today even old friend Sean Spicer make a return, this after he was humiliated by being sent home from Europe a day before he could have met the pope. The good news for Spicer was that at least this time he wasn't hiding in the bushes although we did wonder if he was trying to get his EasterBunny gig back
Maybe Trump will hire him again just so he can get the pleasure of firing him again. You just know that Trump loves picking on old Sean.
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
So I am not surprised to see a teacher accidentally shoot a gun and accidentally injure a student. Might make sense to limit access to guns, not pt more into schools
Tuesday, March 13, 2018
But other than that, did I miss anything?!??
Oh yeah, I guess I did
- TOR favorite Sexy Rexy Tillerson was fired on twitter and a great story emerged when Trump
scolded Rex for not eating a salad (https://twitter.com/yashar/status/973615497592934400) while meeting in China with President Xi. When you are getting put to task on dietary choices by Trump you know you are in trouble
- Rex's second in command was fired unceremoniously hours later for releasing a Rex firing timeline that conflicted with the White House's record
- rumor is that Trump is going to fire his secretary of veterans affairs and replace him with Rick Perry which I'm fine with because it would move the dumbest member of his cabinet further away from anything to do with our nuclear stockpile
- Stormy Daniels wants to give back the $130k to keep silent which is always great news
- Trump wants to start a new department called Space War Department to fight the Stormtroopers I assume
- the Pennsylvania polls will close in a bit over an hour which hopefully mean Trump spends the next two days describing Saccone as a drooling buffoon.
- Don Jr took a photo being interviewed by the Easter bunny. https://goo.gl/images/4bkJgb
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Monday, March 12, 2018
The beauty is that as Trump is trumpeting Saccone on Twitter, he's bashing him in private according to published reports by Axios overnight. This is Trump's out which he'll use if the tides don't continue is Saccone's favor. The stories will come out immediately how Trump knew he was a failed candidate and a slob and Trump will never mention his name again
But what I really think is that Trump thought he was coming out for a Rick Santorum event and when he showed up he saw Rick Saccone who looks like a pudgy used car salesman and Trump thought. "Who the hell is this guy, I thought I was getting that slim dude in the suits not the guy with ketchup on his tie".
Sunday, March 11, 2018
Saturday, March 10, 2018
But this is Jared's world, we're just living in it
Friday, March 9, 2018
After Trump came into officer he instantly turned the Oval Office upside down by painting the entire thing in gold and apparently his cabinet got the memo. Last week Ben Carson was caught trying to buy a $31,000 dining set for his office, the news went nuts saying the Expeditors was exuberant but we really wondered something else. "What the hell do you need a dining set in your office??"
Well Ryan Zinke did Carson one better by ordering a set of $139,000 doors, were not talking about some super sectors vault door to keep all the gems he's stealing from the interior, this is your standard front door.
Let us know when we will start draining that swamp, at this rate our best bet might be November 2020
Thursday, March 8, 2018
I'm actually not convinced that what we've been doing is a good strategy. North Korea still has their hands on nukes, their people are starving and deprived of most things because of the crippling sanctions and we aren't safer for any of it.
The closest thing we have had to direct contact with Pyongyang in decades is Dennis Rodman.
So I'm willing to give this a shot because, really, what other choice do we have. We aren't bringing the Fat Korean with the terrible haircut to his knees but all the normal diplomatic systems have failed miserably. I'm sure Trump and Kim Jong Un will get along great as Trump loves dictators and Kim loves anybody who can claim to have banged a porn star
Then again, I'm not sure who will be leading the delegation to actually negotiate something here as these two obese morons may negotiate themselves into a jello wrestling match.
Wednesday, March 7, 2018
But what is more troublesome than his horrible show is the fact the guy looks like the poster boy for a Megan's Law ad.
Tuesday, March 6, 2018
What is the best part of it is that Trump goes by the totally terrible name David Dennison which has to the worst fake name ever created. This guy's got nothing on Ron Mexico.
Monday, March 5, 2018
I'm hoping it's no option three because I got to get to work tomorrow
Sunday, March 4, 2018
Saturday, March 3, 2018
But I saw it differently, if he were to do that it would mean that not only would Trump run again in 2024 but his opponent could be none other than Barack Hussein Obama and we'd see Reagan-Mondale II
Friday, March 2, 2018
The most disturbing development out of this Trade War thing is that the people for it (Trump, Wilburt Ross, Stephen Miller ) are all morons and they were kept at bay for this by Gary Cohn and Rob Porter. One half of that pair is out already and the other is on his way.
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Thursday, March 1, 2018
Wednesday, February 28, 2018
Sucks for those hackers
Tuesday, February 27, 2018
You people disgust me
Monday, February 26, 2018
Even if I've been here a dozen or more times it is still shocking every time you sneeze and your tissue has black crap in it, you never quite get use to it. What is worse is the look of the faces of the people who live here, their faces are weathered like the lungs of a chain smoker or a catcher's glove that's been left out in the rain for too long. They tell me the air is pretty good today, we may even get some blue sky but I believe that at this point gray is the new blue.
Sunday, February 25, 2018
Sent from my iPhoneThey are is really nothing worse than getting onto a 14 hour flight and checking out the movie selection and feeling like I just logged into the free amazon movie collection.
The options are more than miserable with choices of
Murder on the Orient express
The boy who wants to live
The lost brother
I haven't heard of any of these and even the previews make them sound worse than having to listen to the 400 pound Chinese guy snoring next to me.
Great way to start!!!
Saturday, February 24, 2018
The issue is that all these corporations who have come out have only taken away discounts for NRA members, these are very insignificant in the big picture. They may affect some individual people as the discounts being pulled away are almost exclusively for travel related things (Delta, Hertz, Enterprise, United etc.) but doesn't actually directly affect the NRA coffers.
The ones that have more sting are the cities who will not host their events or the credit card companies who will not issue them credit but those are few and far between.
So until you see a blanket promise across industries to stop donating to the NRA directly, all financial companies refuse to use them to launder their money and tons of cities refuse to host their events, it's all a bit blah. And the cities have to be southern, midwestern or mountain western ones, NYC saying they won't host an NRA event is isn't exactly groundbreaking
Friday, February 23, 2018
Thursday, February 22, 2018
Trump went against the NRA this morning with his tweet
I will be strongly pushing Comprehensive Background Checks with an emphasis on Mental Health. Raise age to 21 and end sale of Bump Stocks! Congress is in a mood to finally do something on this issue - I hope!
this was an encouraging tweet since he at least indicated an improved background check, an age raise and the end of bump-stocks. I've seen many people say this is a bit of an empty promise since nobody is really going to rally for bump-stocks and the age raise to 21 is pretty uncontroversial in the same way that the NBA players association was happy to add the one-year NCAA minimum since it doesn't really affect any people presently in the NBA. The background check improvement is encouraging but until it becomes universal background check including the gun-show loophole (basically any private sale) it's a chomp without much bite. It also didn't address any kind of assault weapon ban and didn't even mention the word 'gun' so I can see how people are dissapointed
But with all that was missing I see it differently. We've seen inaction after Las Vegas, after Sandy Hook, after Virginia Tech.. if this is action, even if it's minimal, we have to take it. We have to start grabbing our country back, even if the steps are incremental.
And I know this can come across as a victory for Trump.. but really if it keeps the guns out of some people and eliminates bump-stocks, it's a battle I hope he wins. And actually, I think the chances of a republican passing comprehensive gun reform is much more likely than a democrat, but hoping for Trump to be sensible might be asking a bit too much
Wednesday, February 21, 2018
I'm not sure if this is run by the same people selling Trump Wine, Trump Steaks and Trump Access but it seems that there is a market for this. There are so many forgotten people, ones living paycheck to paycheck, ones who go on African Safari's for exotic game, ones who feel Jesus speaks to them through Trump, ones who think coal is making a comeback, ones who think we should have AR-15s, ones who answer questions about Russian interference with "But Hillary". Ones who feel that as a blue collar, truck driving, church going American there is nobody who understands them like a NYC billionaire, on his third marriage with a trail of affairs in his wake, who refuses to knock Putin, who disparages minorities and who lives in a penthouse as far away from the riffraff as possible.
Sadly though, their male model has been convicted of having sex with an underage girl which I have to think is a no-no on the website. I think they just removed him and added Roy Moore instead
Tuesday, February 20, 2018
Monday, February 19, 2018
Somebody get this guy some prunes
Sunday, February 18, 2018
The Russians are a completely crooked bunch, they cheat at curling and our president doubts they tried to influence our election?!?? Open your eyes..what the heck is wrong with you people
Saturday, February 17, 2018
Friday, February 16, 2018
Thursday, February 15, 2018
I was reading a story this morning about the Florida gunman and right smack in the middle of the article was an ad for SlideBelts. I have no idea what this thing is but it looks like the kind of thing Rambo would wear....and more importantly something I have no interest in wearing.
I get that in reading an article about gun violence but that doesn't mean I'm looking for an inspector gadget belt to protect myself, quite the contrary and when I'm reading about one of the most somber moments in a year, I think I'd rather see an ad for 1800 Flowers or better yet, none at all
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
Tuesday, February 13, 2018
The new budget includes a program which would replace half of the food stamps that recipients get with boxes of healthy food delivered to their house. The idea is admirable but, like most things admirable taken on my Big Government, probably a disaster.
this will create a huge new federal government division to try to handle this something I'd think republicans aren't keen on and I'm not sure where taking choice away from Americans ever finds it's way into conservative lexicon.
Then lobbyists for every food group in the country will be descending upon Washington to get their bag of Doritos added to the list, the healthy part will be history in a week.
But if it were to be run right (actual healthy food, delivered quickly) it will lead to less food being consumed by poor Americans. Think about that healthy lunch your mom made you in middle school. Wheat bread, lettuce, tomato, lean turkey, an apple and some dried nuts. This entire brown bag ended up in the trash
Imagine if Michelle Obama had tried this, they may have tried to execute her for treason
Monday, February 12, 2018
But this is about as bad as it gets for the Obama's. Their official portraits are sort of funky. The No Drama Obama thing was so perfectly executed that we basically turned one of the greatest orators of our time into something as bland as a ham and cheese sandwich. And still the GOP found flaws, Michelle had bare arms, Barack wore that tan suit and ate that burger with mustard, his outreach during the beer summit was lame, he spent too much time at home and not enough on the hill, his NCAA picks were chalk and her organic garden was basically treasonous.
That's what they had on him...
Sunday, February 11, 2018
Saturday, February 10, 2018
Reading the article, they were, apparently, looking for different information but that really isn't the story here. The story also isn't that Trump may in fact be tied up with Russians. The story here is that for the first time in a year, he forgot the "failing" part in front of NY Times
The man is starting to lose it
Friday, February 9, 2018
Thank god he's leading our country
You have Corey who was fired before he got into the White House, Omarosa who looks like she ate Reince Priebus, The Mooch who needs no introductions, Gorka who is a complete maniacal lunatic and the man of the hour who beat not just one wife but two of them (and likely a girlfriend too). I'm convinced that Hope Hicks is going through some serious Stockholm syndrome right about now.
The question is who is the fatter slob, Gorka, Omarosa or Porter??
If these are what Trump meant by the best people, I'd hate to see who he would turn down for the job
Wednesday, February 7, 2018
But the real question is that every newscast or article about Bitcoin shows these coins with an uppercase B on them. Isn't this a virtual currency? So there aren't any actual coins and there isn't an actual design to a coin that doesn't exist, right?
It's as if we are talking about a great song and thy keep showing a picture of a bird. It's as if the entire media wants people to believe this has some actual intrinsic value like gold when in actuality it is the exact opposite of gold because gold is an actual physical thing and BitCoin is a complete mirage
Tuesday, February 6, 2018
- the military is never going to showcase any new weapons, stuff that are being made in dark labs at Lockheed. So whatever we will see will be relics of the Cold War and a bunch of crappy scud missiles
- if I were Kim Jung Un, I'd attack the US the second this parade starts because all of our crap is going to be on a parade route in DC instead of where is should be.
Monday, February 5, 2018
I'm afraid to look at my 401k today and that was the only good thing this president had going for him.
Sunday, February 4, 2018
Today he came out and called the Nunes memo "sweet revenge". I read the memo and it had a bunch of a Revenge of the Nerds feel but not sure there was much more revenge. What it will hopefully do is eventually bring down the slimy weasel Nunes and show him to be the anti American traitor that he is.
Hope these guys bring plenty of Vaseline
Saturday, February 3, 2018
That's unless this loser doesn't take the easy way out.