Saturday, December 9, 2017
But a dozen diet cokes is insane, those 1 calories apparently add up because Trump looks like he ate a small car and every time you see him, he gets fatter and fatter
The chances of this guy pulling a William He Roy Harrison while laying in bed with a bag of Cheetos and a Big Gulp have to be somewhere in the 80% range, somebody put him on a diet or we'll be stuck with Pence.
Friday, December 8, 2017
You didn't learn much about him during his campaign when he mostly spent time at the kiddy table but he did, at least, come across a sensible critic when it came to Trump.
As McCain's gotten older and more frail, Lindsey seemed to have tried to take the spotlight but it now seems his affections aren't for Old John but instead his eyes are now gazing right at the Orange Cheetah in the White House. He lead a failed attempt at repealing ObamaCare with McCain dropping his support like a hot potato, he went golfing with Trump and now he's hawking the whole Fusion GPS thing. He has officially gone off the deep end.
This is what happens when you get into Trump's crazy orbit, with the rest of the world starts running away, old Lindsey gets pulled in harder
Thursday, December 7, 2017
But what was also noticeable is how incredibly weird looking Big Huck has gotten, she makes these Jim Carrey faces without even trying where somehow her one eye dropped below her nose-line. It's really very disturbing. She looks like sloth from Goonies
Wednesday, December 6, 2017
Either that or he has a stroke mid sentence, either way, kind of weird and he'll be especially pissy when the MSM gets a hold of these stories
Tuesday, December 5, 2017
So please, rename those things as rectangular tiles and call the little square ones subway tiles...but only if they are covered in homeless juice
Monday, December 4, 2017
Our president, an accused sex offender, has no issue with the accusations, which is not surprising since he only believes accusations made agains Democrats and CNN anchors. We all know Trump has no morality, so his endorsement is one of the most predictable things this side of Trump saying something stupid. But this is where it gets interesting, the GOP establishment who first tried to shun Moore, has quietly turned around and are now fully behind a guy who strolled around the mall picking up girls in training bras.
Nice job 'merica.
Sunday, December 3, 2017
But as Big Huck tries to sweep this under the rug, you wonder why politicians seems to be the only ones getting a pass. Although they all looked the other way for ever, since the #MeToo movement, the news media has ruled quickly and decisively, so has the entertainment industry. Big business has taken down some people but the only one who has avoided having their lives altered are the politicians and no one has skated more than Donald J Trump.
Glad to see Billy Bush came to clarify the entire thing.
Saturday, December 2, 2017
The best thing about the article was when he deceived a typical meal for The Don. Two Fillet O fish and two Big Macs. I'm all for a Big Mac but putting down two after putting down the Fillet O Fish is ridiculous. Our president is so incredibly obese that the image of him laying on his gold faux down comforter on his water bed surrounded by McDonalds wrappers and Big Gulps sound about right.
But nothing instills more confidence that the final bill being written in pen with inserts, corrections and typos. But then again, this is a party who asked for transparency is now pushing for a big kick back to the donor class, so joe Q six pack can get a case of Miller lite and watch the demise of our country
Glad to be of help
Thursday, November 30, 2017
So now that this has been reestablished, I'm going to make my Christmas wishlist
- Michael Flynn flips
- takes out Jared Kushner
- Trump appoints Chris Christie as special counselor to prosecute Kushner
- Kushner flips and sends Don to take his place
- Pence in his jubilation falls on a banana peel taking out Orrin Hatch, Paul Ryan and everybody else in line
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
When Al Franken was one, I cringed
When Matt Lauer was one I didn't know what to do. Matt Lauer was vanilla as ice cream on the jersey shore in rob summer, nothing made me expect this bombshell but in 2017 nothing surprises me
But in this day and age nothing -or nobody- should surprise me
I have put together a list of people who would devastate me
Obama because it would destroy all I know about him
Colbert because my dark horse for 2020
Would be shot
Chuck Todd because it might prove that stupid goatee doesn't make him repulsive to women
Tuesday, November 28, 2017
Can't we just enjoy the holidays?!?
Monday, November 27, 2017
The one thing that Trump is genuinely good at is nicknames, he's the ultimate high school bully but when he gets a good one, it usually does for really well. Nobody emasculated Rubio more than Trump with his Little Marco rub or painted Cruz into weasel better than the Lyin' Ted monicker. Crooked Hillary, Low Energy Jeb! and Might want to stop with two Big Macs Christie were all perfectly played.
Calling Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas is more of the same. Yeah it's childish but in his defense, it's effective and I actually don't see it as a slur. To me it's similar to calling a dummy, Einstein or a four year old artist Picasso as an iBuddy pointed out. Its insulting to the person but not the legacy. It's not a slur anymore that calling some crappy white basketball player Jordan would be to black people. It's an insult and one that plays right at Trump's grade-school humor, it's most telling that the only Native American he could name is one from a Disney movie.
What is more insulting is that Trump's ceremony was held under the watchful eye of Andrew Jackson's portrait, the optics of which are just dumbfounding.
Sunday, November 26, 2017
I remember during one of the last seasons of Breaking Bad when they got involved in the entire white supremacy story line that I thought it sort of jumped the shark because it was just so unbelievable that this culture even existed, little did anybody know that it was just bubbling up right underneath the top layer
With that said, all the criticism the NYT gets for being too liberal and fake news might finally be getting to them and I wonder if this was a tactical decision to be able to point to when the next volley comes in from Tweeter in Chief
Saturday, November 25, 2017
I'd expected a bit better music, an easier to follow storyline and a more young kid friendly character but it wasn't a terrible way to spend 2 hours the day after thanksgiving.
But what was a terrible thing was this horrible surprise Frozen short film they showed before hand. First of all, nobody warned you that we went from an hour and forty minute movie to one now topping two hours, which with three kids in tow is a big deal. Secondly, you are going into a movie which is a mix between Ricky Ricardo meets the Addams Family and get stuck with this Elsa drivel, it's not the same audience and certainly not what your expectations are
But what really sucks is that this short film was just horrible. It was drawn out, poorly scripted, badly performed with horrible music and had a story line which made you want to shove an ice pick into your Arendelle. My eight year old looked at me at one point and said "I want to talk to the manager"
Disney, you aren't doing your brand any service by forcing this crap down our throats. The Frozen boat has sailed, stop trying to force it, you had your chance to capitalize on it -and did- but you waited too long, nobody cares anymore and if Frozen 2 is going to be anything like this, you are in for a rude awaking
Friday, November 24, 2017
But his call out is just typical of his thin skinned mentality. They should have made Hillary the cover just to totally break him
Thursday, November 23, 2017
And now we will finally get to the best part of this thanksgiving feast when Bob Mueller goes after the big fat turkey and carves him up. We all know that Trump's been compromised for years and are finding out exactly how compromised every single day but it's time to stop with the appetizers and to get to the stuffing. We've waited a year and are ready to hear about cranberry sauce and Russian hookers and time to learn exactly how he stole this election and let America go back to having good and bad presidents but not morally, ethically and totally corrupt ones
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
I'd even appreciate it if he did pardon the bird that he coughed "Jeff Sessions" into fist as he said it. Not because that would be the right thing to do, but because SNL and Colbert would have a field day with it.
We are basically living in a banana republic with this guy in charge, might as well make it entertaining.
Monday, November 20, 2017
of respect for him the last few decades but in the last few weeks, that respect has started to slowly drop. His ass grab in a wheelchair at 93 seemed sort of innocent, in a way that an old white man is innocent. But the stories that have come out since have sounded more crappy and less innocent as he has gotten younger and younger in the stories. I get that he grew up in a different time but at some point playing Don Draper seems like a bad decision.
Anyway, today he tweeted something about some veteran in a valiant attempt to win over some public trust and support but the only thing I thought about was. "I wonder if he grabbed that Navy SEALs ass"
Sunday, November 19, 2017
I hope Ball calls him out on Twitter for a week, trolling him for being a fat moron. A battle royal between Chubby Trump, Kim Jung Un and LaVar Ball would be fantastic
Saturday, November 18, 2017
Friday, November 17, 2017
Nobody believes that without this incident, there like be any chance of turning Alabama blue. You'd have a better chance of Blue Ivy coming into Tuscaloosa or Huntsville and convincing the average citizen there that her dad is the messiah and her mom is The Virgin Mary than them electing a democrat under normal circumstances
Have fun at the mall you inbred losers.
Thursday, November 16, 2017
This is the same guy who told Billy Bush "I'm automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything." and a man who has yet to call for Roy Moore to step down, so he doesn't exactly have a lot of credibility left
What the Dems will likely miss if Franken did step down is his intellect and savviness in these back and forth he's displayed over the last few years when shady people come in front of his committees but he has ruined it all
Roy Moore step aside
Al Franken resin
POTUS. Walk away and don't ever look back
Wednesday, November 15, 2017
The best thing about the email was that it complained about the latest CNN poll which showed that a whopping 64% of people said they had less confidence in Trump than they did a year ago. Their complaint was that only 24% of the people polled were Republicans which -in their opinion- invalidated the poll
- I don't think anybody in their right mind can think that he has actually done a great or good job, he's a walking disaster, so this would have to be a vote between Other and Okay
- I just looked it up and in 2016, only 26% of all Americans identified themselves as Republican, so the 24% included in this poll seems right and likely a bit high as many people see a fractured party divided between the McConnell tired turtle establishment and the Trump crazies
Anyway, I was asked to donate after answering "other" which I didn't do.
I'm guessing we'll never have this hard scientific poll see the light of day.
Tuesday, November 14, 2017
These morons don't even realize that Hannity is playing them like a flute with his dark suits and pink ties. He's a complete lunatic or at least plays one on TV
Monday, November 13, 2017
But that is why you have, hundreds of people beating their Keurig machines with hammers, tearing them down stairs and filling them with bleach and in the process, accomplishing very little.
The best part was that Nespresso sent out a big email blast today offering 35%off of all their machines
The best thing is that we will have a lot more people buying new appliances this Christmas season, which will be a nice boost to the retail economy
So smash away morons.
Sunday, November 12, 2017
Put everything else aside, call Mueller back from his little trip, we need a congressional investigation on this.
Saturday, November 11, 2017
outburst was prompted when Kim called him fat which is another great description because Trump looks like a Turkey day balloon
Anyway, I'm glad these two morons spent the day insulting each other, let's hope they don't annihilate each other while I'm alive
Friday, November 10, 2017
To Moscow back in 2013. What was interesting was that he not only acknowledged that there was an offer for five hookers to be sent up to Trump's suite but that he remembered very clearly that no impropriety occurred while her was there. The emphasis is obviously on the legal CYA (cover your ass) portion of while he was present.
What is more interesting is how this story has evolved
We went from
- the Dossier is so preposterous that it's not worth discussing
- you are just covering for Clinton's huge loss
- the Dossier was paid for by Clinton, so it's contents are obviously compromised.
- ok there were hookers but we didn't indulge
At thus rate Adam Schildkraut will be up to his elbows in hooker pee by this time next week.
Thursday, November 9, 2017
It was sort of an odd photo considering the rest of the GOP was licking their wounds after getting their asses handed to them on Tuesday but Trump doesn't care about anybody but himself
Wednesday, November 8, 2017
Tuesday, November 7, 2017
She's really a disgusting looking human both inside and outside
Monday, November 6, 2017
a lot, certainly met with a lot of Russian officials and certainly had a lot of hookers pee on sheets
How did we let this man become president?
Sunday, November 5, 2017
Today another prince died when his helicopter crashed. If I'm a Saudi Prince, I'm not sure I'm starting my car tomorrow
I'm sure Trump is watching and admiring the entire thing
Saturday, November 4, 2017
Friday, November 3, 2017
Years ago there was an article describing Facebook as a necessity, like electricity but somehow I've been able to stay off the grid and am no worse for the wear.
If this last election doesn't show you there cesspool that this place is, nothing will.
Thursday, November 2, 2017
I think that most of the world is ready for Hillary to just go away, she lost, she ran a terrible campaign and she is incredibly unlikeable but yet it feel like we are going to regurgitate the campaign a hundred times between now and 2020
But the thing that was more obvious -and frankly obnoxious- about the Brazile thing is that it just feels so self serving. The entire piece is about what she felt and noticed and how she knew Hillary was in trouble. Yet she did nothing about any of it at any point
Anyway, Donna Brazile and Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton and that weird VP guy she chose. Plead all of you guys go away
Wednesday, November 1, 2017
I haven't been on Facebook in years, recognizing it for the cesspool it is, but from everything I hear, this last year+ has been particularly miserable. The old adage of not discussing religion or politics in public went to hell and you people all realized that you hate half of your Facebook friends.
The funny thing is thing is that everybody I know says the same thing about the vile rhetoric that was being spewed, they all say it was posted by either
- some nutty in-law
- some kind they went to high school with who likely works in a pizzeria or for the DPW
Sadly those morons represented half of this country and now we're stuck with Donald Duck
Tuesday, October 31, 2017
I don't know much about the insights into situations like this but I do know that when a campaign announces that a 29 year old kid with no experience will serve as a member of a national security advisory team, that kid better have been born on February 29th.
Did Trump know he was trying to get a meeting with Putin, who the hell knows but there were plenty in the campaign orbit who did and now it's time for those chickens to come home to roost
Papadapolous flipped, Flynn likely flipped, Manafort has been indictees, Page is as crazy as ever, Bannon is living in a bunker, Kushner is solving the Middle East issue over a latte and Roger Stone is from perma-banned from Twitter. Somehow the Mooch got out just in time.
Monday, October 30, 2017
Sunday, October 29, 2017
But maybe Mueller can move fast and go right for the jugular and allow Trump to go back to playing golf without all the stress of a nuclear catastrophe.
By the way, if tomorrow's indictment reveals it's Kushner, I really hope they let Christie prosecute him.
Saturday, October 28, 2017
Many pin it on Flynn, who has been exposed as the one with the most blood on his hands including the photo of him dining with Putin
Manafort has been in the news a lot with secret ledgers and a history of deals with Russia
Carter Page is said to have delivered the message directly from Trump to Putin
Don jr. arranged the meeting with the Russian attorney
Roger Stone is a weasel who nobody would mind seeing fried
But the person who is now most likely to fall is the quiet one. Rumor is that Kushner will be the first to fall, because of his association with Cambridge Analytics. This will be the best one and will irk the president to no end and will mean that Mueller is inches away from the big Tuna.
It's always the quiet one.
Friday, October 27, 2017
Page, Flynn, Manafort, Papadapolous, Don Jr
Please god let it be Don jr.
But I guess we now know why Trump wanted to make sure the JFK stuff was released today.
Last night, as I was sitting guard outside my daughter's room to protect her against monsters and zombies, I had the most unfortunate thing happened to me. My IPhone froze up. I'm sitting in the dark with a busted IPhone and it was maddening.
Maddening because there was nothing I could do. When I pressed the side button and the home button it would eventually get to the screen where you had to swipe to power down the phone, but the screen wouldn't allow for the powder down. So I was stuck, staring at a blank screen for hours
The only thing that worked was Siri, which allowed me to get my text messages dictated to me but nothing else.
Without a hard reset option like taking the battery out, I was stuck with the unthinkable. Let me iphone battery die for a reset, the issue was that the phone still had 20% battery and without any use, draining it was painful
It took 12 hours to finally die and rebooted thirty seconds later.
Sorry for the lack of TOR yesterday, without a phone it was near impossible, we'll make this a Friday Double... so Trump isn't safe yet
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
Then there is Ben Sasse who might not be a total spineless weasel. The Murkowski and Collins duo have had their wars with Trump, too as hey vote against the repeal thing. And then you have Rand who hates everybody and everybody hates him.
Jesus, who actually likes this guy?!?
I'm counting 11 our of 52 who have some bad history but I'm sure they all applauded loudly for him during their standing O
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
There is no more tone deaf moron than Tom Perez who went out of his way to beat Jeff Flake on his retirement. This is he same Jeff Flake who committed political suicide by going after and breaking down the mighty Trump piece by piece on the senate floor today. This is the guy who is on your side when it comes to trying to make sure this is a one term president.
But no, Tom Perez decided to not follow logic but instead to follow the president's lead and pile on Flake. Forget if he believes that Flake is right or wrong, if there was ever a day to praise Flake, it was today.
But god forbid these idiot Democrats get out of their own way
Monday, October 23, 2017
As half the world pointed out, that isn't exactly how statistics work. If Trump gets a Ten Million Dollar tax cut and 24,999 get no tax cut, the total tax cut would be $10,000,000 which divided by the 25,000 people would be $4000. This is great news for those 25,000 people, right? Time to all put that $4k in our kid's 529 funds or put more into our 401Ks or more likely buy four new IPhone X's. I hope they take TrumpCash over at Apple.
Oh America is already so great, this is just going to make it greater
Sunday, October 22, 2017
Hey Donald, they don't need to make up stories about you, you create them yourselves with your gigantic ego, your lack of compassion, your inability to tell the truth, your complete drain of good will and your adolescent moral compass
You suck, your supporters are brainwashed lambs and our country and fellow citizens have never disappointed me more than this last year.
Saturday, October 21, 2017
But keep on nailing Scrotum Face Weinstein, every liberal I know hopes the guy fries while very conservative I know hopes O'Reilly rises from the deaf to take pack his throne