Friday, March 24, 2017

Take on The Closer

Trump is the ultimate closer, or so we've been told. He was unflappable like Mariano Rivera with the personality (and suit size) of Goose Gossage but if today shows us anything, the Art of the Deal sounded more like Let's Make a Deal along with all the people dressed in funny costumes. Trump is no Mariano Rivera, you don't put on Enter Sandman when his doors open. You can learn more about a man in the way he takes defeat and how he bounces back from it than the way he handles a win but Trump is the ultimate front runner which means that he's already on to the new sexy thing and will leave this steaming pile of Dog Crap for Paul Ryan to clean up. Luckily for America, Paul Ryan eats shit sandwiches for lunch, so he'll probably compliment Trump on the taste.

1 comment:

Mr. R. Lee said...

Trump is the worst politician ever. That is because he doesn't compromise and is too inflexible, rigid, hyper-sensitive, and insecure to ever take advice or listen to others. On top of that, he is stupid.

So you have a stubborn, dumb, arrogant leader who won't listen to anyone with good advice and who can't be bothered to investigate the facts. Basically, eh is Kim Jong Eun / Kim Jong Il / Kim Il Sung in rich white form.

So, yeah, Paul Ryan is going to be made the scapegoat and purged for Trump's failure to repeal Obamacare. No surprise.