Sunday, July 5, 2015
The post stated
"this is the kind of ignorance that gets passed down to kids and ppl enable their children to be independent. This girl is at least 5, but what u don't see in his picture is the 1 1/2 yr old in the stroller. God people are f*cking Stupid!!!"
The mom pictures in the photo was notified of the helicopter parenting advice on Facebook from somebody who she knew who saw it. I don't even want my kids photographed and posted on Facebook so that would annoy the hell out of me but what would upset me more is that I really have no idea what the post is suppose to say.
Is the woman lazy for carrying the kid, the kid lazy for being carried while the other one is in the stroller or is the entire country just lazy and ignorant because we use carriers and strollers?
I have no clue but I often carry my kids after a long day, one on my shoulders, one in a carrier and the other in the stroller which I would say is the antithesis of lazy
Saturday, July 4, 2015
62 hotdogs later, Nathan's Hot Dog competition has a new champion but at least he's an American (I think). Now it's up to Chestnut to come back leaner and meaner next year
On a side note, I had three dogs today at the town 4th of July celebration in about 6 minutes and felt like I was going to puke
Friday, July 3, 2015
I can't quite imagine what happened in this case but somehow I am sure Applebee's was not really to blame. Maybe some dude decided to kneel down in the aisle and some snot nosed college kid carrying five hundred dishes tripped over him, maybe some crazy dude was waving his hands like some lunatic and knocked over a passing plate of sizzling meat as some waiter in the weeds was trying to get the food to the table or maybe the guy had one of those totally lame moments which you see at those mega churches or college Korean Christian Association things where the pastor touches some guys head and all of a sudden they drop to the ground which you could see resulting in a fajita mishap. Either way I kind of find it hard to blame the crappy chain restaurant for this l.
But still, this is what we've come to, we live in a a country where there are only two things we can agree on
1) that everything should be able to result it a lawsuit and 2) that Applebee's makes a crapy fajita.
Thursday, July 2, 2015
Wednesday, July 1, 2015
Our only question is...why would anybody buy a Donald Trump line of clothing?? If it is typical Trump it will look like King Tut on steroids which is probably not a good look for anybody and if it more in the style that he dresses than I have greatly overrated the fashion sense of this country. For being such a loud rich loudmouth, it is shocking how badly this man dresses which is hard to imagine since he usually wears dark suits. The problem is that he always looks like he is smuggling a sleeping bag over the Rio Grande with the way his shirt balloons out but worse than that is the fact he always looks like he's tied his tie about three inches too long. An adult man should have his tie reach the bottom of his belt buckle but Trump routinely has his dangling between his legs like it's a geriatric man's sack.
Time to suck in that belly and get a tie that fits otherwise your political career is going nowhere
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
Caught a tweet this morning announcing the #NationalSafetyMonth and warned parents about the dangers of kids in shopping carts. I won't go so far as clicking the link which promises to teach me to prevent that but figure that it probably goes something like this
- wrap kid in bubble wrap
- put bubble wrapped kid inside giant balloon
- tie string of balloon to the handle of the shopping car
-buy tons of shit you don't want
- drink heavily
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Monday, June 29, 2015
When the Supreme a court ruling came down on Friday, I decided to discuss it with my five year old daughter. She a smart girl and I thought she could handle it and figure that even if the issue itself wouldn't resonate with her, the celebration certainly would. What five year old girl isn't thrilled about the thought of the Empire State Building and The White House being lid up in a rainbow? But even past the celebration, I thought this was an important enough event in our country's history that she should know where she was when it came to pass.
I have always been good at playing the role of the contrarian so can usually find an argument for both sides but this time was different. I can see both sides of the argument about the death penalty, the war on drugs, Obamacare and even abortion but on this I was lost.
My daughter, like many kids her age, is incredibly inquisitive and she won't let something pass without asking about it and then asking about the answer and the answer after that. It is in her nature to want to know why something happens and will not accept 'because', which I guess is the gift of young and unspoiled mind.
The conversation went like this
So the court ruled today that two women can marry each other, you know like Masi and Aunt K. As of today the whole country knows they are married. Before today they weren't allowed
Why were they not allowed before?
Because some people didn't like two girls being married
They said that they couldn't be a true family because they didn't have a papa
But Masi and Aunt K have a real family
Yes, but some people don't think they should
Because they say that a family should have a papa and mama and that would make the kids happier
But my cousin seems happy.
Yes, that is true he is a very lucky boy but some people don't think that they should be allowed to be a family
But I don't understand why
They think that everybody should have the same kind of family
But everybody is different
Yes, but people thought that there was something wrong with that
Because it wasn't what they were taught as kids
Maybe they weren't paying attention, maybe they were distracted
Maybe. They think that because Masi and Aunt K are married that their own marriage isn't the same
Because they think it changes what marriage and a family is
But I just don't understand why they can't be a family
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Sunday, June 28, 2015
Saturday, June 27, 2015
So here is to you crazy terrorist guy, enjoy the frozen margaritas, banana hammocks and chaps
Friday, June 26, 2015
I have given up any sense of a social life, any hope for a decent restaurant, any level of coolness not to mention the 3 hours per day I give up in commuting time to live in the suburbs. The two things that make it palatable is that my kids have plenty of room to play and I don't have to search for parking spot.
But I have come across another issue which makes me want to rip my eyes out, for some reason one of my neighbors has decided to regularly park in front of my house even though they have a driveway, garage and, well, their own sidewalk to park in front of. I get that it is a free world and I don't have rights over the space in front of my house but I find it incredibly irritating that when I look out of my window it looks like I am living in a strip mall. There are some laws about overnight parking but it only applies to the winter months but still I always park in my driveway. If you have a nice neighborhood there is no quicker way to turn a it into a white trash hole than having the streets look like my morning commute through the Lincoln Tunnel
But as absolutely horrible as it looks on a street as a whole, it would seem that at minimum people have some common courtesy by not leaving their cars parked in front of my house because I moved out to the burbs to not look like I live on 5th avenue.
Of course, now I am in the position of having to either confront my neighbor which will obviously be awkward and may lead to unneeded bad blood or I play a very passive aggressive game of property rights and start parking in front of his house.
Or maybe I'll be even more passive and just pee on his hedge
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Thursday, June 25, 2015
The issue we have with this is that as a dude you have to actually insert your JoJo into a chick before her STD has a chance to react to the condom, so at that point how many dudes are able to say "forget this" I'm stopping. The concept is cool but it feels like this thing is like a device that slaps you in the head as you get home drunk after having driven back from the bar.
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
I get blocking your number if you are a single girl or whatever but if this is you are a 59 year old man and this is your business line?? WTF
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
So now just remember that when David Sweat show up with him Rom Jeremy sized unit that he likes his meat cooked well done and double stuffed
Monday, June 22, 2015
I get that you want to look out for your kid but this guy is an adult playing for a major PAC 12 program and probably has hopes of an NFL career and now it's apparent that his old man is half Archie Manning and half Jimmy Hart
The thing is that Putfy comes across as such a wannabe stooge that he has to resort to a kettlebell because I can't imagine anybody shaking in their boots when he starts an argument without a weapon, but if I am Alosi, I sure as shit stating way from yelling at Snoops son because his old man definitely has connections
Sunday, June 21, 2015
Saturday, June 20, 2015
Friday, June 19, 2015
Tiger Woods missed the cut at the U.S. Open this weekend which will mean that for the fifth time in his career he missed a cut at a major. A lot of people will talk about his swing coach, his putting or his short game but anybody who pays attention is that this is not a golf thing. It has nothing to do with a knee injury or a back injury or a head injury this has to do with a unit injury We are not talking about him breaking his penile muscle but the fact it isn't getting enough strange. His unit isn't getting enough work.
Tiger needs to stop worrying about his driver and start worrying about putting his driver into a bunch of hot young coeds. Ever since he got caught by Erin he has looked more like Jack Nicholson than Jack Nicklaus
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Twitter went nuts today after the apartheid loving kid shot up a black church asking why the media wasn't taking the white community to task like they would have the Muslim or Black communities had it been one of theirs. It is true that most of these mass murders are done by a bunch of disgruntled white kids in the 15 to 25 year old age bracket but nobody takes their communities to task for breeding hate
Twitter had stuff like this
In which white community was he radicalised? Are there more white terror cells? When will moderate white leaders act? #CharlestonShooting
But our issue was different and more specific to the coverage over at the DailyNews
The photos they used on there web page this morning where three scenes. The first one was a photo of their printed front page with two people hugging in grief, the second a zoomed out photo of some dude with a Dumb and Dumber haircut and the third a huge up close photo of a black dude. It was as if they were implicating the black dude in the tragedy more than the psychopath who was the actual perpetrator.
Either put the victim front and center or put a zoomed in photo of the dork with the bowl haircut but WTF this was criminal.
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Wednesday, June 17, 2015
I don't care as I will never pay that kind of money for a watch or a bag or a pair of socks but I guess it would be nice to know how to possibly string together that many non vowels together. This is what Ukrainian must sound like, I don't even know if the letters are all capitalized or if this is even a word you are suppose to actually say out-loud or if this is like Latin?
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
breaks, we have to take note
Donal J Trump threw his toupee into the political ring today with
disparaging comments about everybody and anybody. The chances of him
winning has to below that of another Donald, the blabbering duck kind
but still he gets attention and we cover it. I don't quite get the
love affair but even we are slaves to entertainment and he is, if
nothing else, that.
But the most outrageous part is that he will somehow translate this
into more money and fame and probably will get himself a couple of new
chicks out of it.