Tuesday, June 19, 2018
Monday, June 18, 2018
the media is falling all over themselves trying to give credit to Melania's comments which they indicate are a direct rebuke on Trump's immigration policy.
the problem is that there was never a statement of Melania actually rebuking much of anything.. She did say she hated to see families torn apart which is more than Trump would say but then went to say that she hoped both sides of the aisle would come together to fix this (read..build that stupid wall). This is like saying you like gorge on ice-cream and you also like to be skinny.
Trump is president, Sessions is the AG, the GOP controls both the Senate and the House and this is a Trump policy which Stephen Miller has already indicated is so harsh specifically to deter other border crossers. I am not sure what the correct fix is but I do know throwing kids into detention centers away from their families is NOT the solution..
but Melania will get credit for her compassion, her willingness to stand up and defend those who can't speak for themselves and to criticize her husband's policy.. sadly she didn't do any of that and knowing her role in the birther thing, I don't think she ever really will..
Sunday, June 17, 2018
But like we said, when Trump goes on one of these rants, it is a sure sign that Big Bob will bring the hammer...hope he takes it right to Don jr's nutsack
Saturday, June 16, 2018
Long hours, government pay, tons of nepotism to deal with and you may at some point get dragged into a criminal investigation. Please send resume
The White House is hiring and there is so little interest amongst qualified career lawmakers and staff that they have resorted to putting an ad online hoping to get some millennial interest.
See Trump is so rotten that just being in his orbit will have you smell like catfish flavored polish rum for a month. So unless you can manage the Scott Pruit route, this job probably is going to suck as you eventually join Paul Manafort squeezing your ass together whenever you drop the soap.
Friday, June 15, 2018
What always bothered me about Ryan was that people always claim that he's some policy wonk but that's just calling him the tallest midget. I doubt that Paul Ryan understands macroeconomic policy substantially better than Peter King (either one) or that he has insight on the grand effects of healthcare much past his own copay.
So when he says that he's not sure what to think of Scott Pruit using every last bit of his power to rip off the entire USA, I'm neither shocked or surprised. If he does know, he doesn't have the internal moral fortitude to have any desire to doing anything about it and if he really doesn't know, it's basically par for the course as he does genuinely come across as frat boy dummy.
Thursday, June 14, 2018
Somebody asked if this kind of thing bothers Trump Voters but I suspect these are the same people who believe the earth is 5000 years old, so space-time probably doesn't mean the same thing to them as it does us.
Wednesday, June 13, 2018
We did save a bunch of money by switching to Geico and suspending those pesky military drills with South Korea, so DJT continues in his cost cutting efforts. We also saved by not bringing Jim Mattis along because we know MadDog likes to order the expensive Chardonnay on AirForceOne He did bring Big Huck so that cut into the budget but luckily Donald ate a Wendy's burger, so Sarah Sanders was able to have his surf and turf.
John Bolton also came along but we saved by not needing to provide a nose hair trimmer and Mike Pompeo only ordered soup although that soup was made from the tears of dying children.
Luckily for all Scott Pruitt wasn't invited which meant that the AirForceOne linens didn't need to be replaced. Dennis Rodman flew on his own dime which was nice. Neither Ivanka or Ivankhim came along so at least they didn't demand to be put up in the presidential palace
Maybe Trump can borrow W's "Mission Accomplished" banner. Would save a few bucks there, too
Tuesday, June 12, 2018
So expect Cohen to start singing, expect Trump to start chirping and know that Big Bob Mueller will be laughing all the way to the courthouse
Monday, June 11, 2018
Avenatti has been trolling Giuliani for weeks and apparently has found some IP evidence that Rudy is a dirty old man and is dangling that tidbit out of the window to get Rudy's blood pumping
We know that there is no way that Rudy has any blood pumping down to his Little Rudy without some pharmaceutical aid, so this is probably the only way for the mayor to get exited. Now the only question is, what kind of porn is Rudy into?!? I'm sure it's some BBC shit.
Sunday, June 10, 2018
Trump is likely doing the same at his hotel tonight.
Only question remains, did Kim get some Star Alliance frequent flyer miles out of this thing.
Saturday, June 9, 2018
Either that or he looks like he's taking a giant shit
Friday, June 8, 2018
Nice job ABC and Disney, glad to see you've paid attention to the MeToo movement.
Thursday, June 7, 2018
Wednesday, June 6, 2018
Anyway, he's a loser and I think he has plugs
Tuesday, June 5, 2018
Then again he likely doesn't know the Star Spangled Banner either
Monday, June 4, 2018
Anyway, good luck on the big June meeting with Trump. Sadly for the world, neither of these men look like they like a tossed salad.
Sunday, June 3, 2018
"This is the reason you don't let the president testify. Our recollection keeps changing, or we're not even asked a question and somebody makes an assumption."
This is the time where Rudy must get confused, it is the only explanation. He apparently confused "things which are totally true" with "things he should say in public". I could see how that would be hard to distinguish but they really should be two entirely different things when dealing with Trump. Anyway, he is going to screw this thing up so royally for Trump that he will soon get the Big Chris Christie treatment.
Saturday, June 2, 2018
Anyway, he said it was a very nice letter before he said that he hasn't read it yet and everybody mocked him but in fairness, you don't actually think he is going to read it anyway, so who cares what he says
Friday, June 1, 2018
- who is going to pay for the North Korean 5 star hotels? The North Koreans aren't willing to roll out $6000 per night per room, so now we have to foot that bill
- who is going to get them to Singapore? Their crappy Soviet planes can hardly make it across the Sea of Japan. Somebody needs to lend them a Learjet
- who is going to bring enough food to feed those two lards? You just know Trump won't try anything icky and fishy and Kim will likely eat anything they put in front of him. Both are likely to use the crayons on the table and one of them is likely to get it stuck up their nose.
Anyway, glad this BroMance is back on but if we are going to take it in the five hole..why do we have to pay for dinner?!??
Thursday, May 31, 2018
Michael, maybe next time just set your entire office on fire.