Sunday, October 15, 2017

Take on Larry Flynt

I kind of assumed Larry Flynt was dead but instead he seems to be alive and kicking and looking to impeach Trump. I don't agree with anything this guy does and find him a repulsive Harvey Weinstein esque monster but he finally did something noteworthy and at least he's putting his money where his mouth is in this case.
Although, I got to be honest with you, I would have assumed that Flynt walked around with one of this stupid red hats.

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Take on Hurricane Harvey

The Academy threw out Harvey Weinstein today in one of the most chicken shit moves ever. It's not that throwing this disgusting slob out is a bad thing, it's that it took this entire thing to blow up publicity for anybody to do anything about this. From everything you read, his behavior was an open secret in Hollywood yet still they kept calling him, kept taking his movies and kept embracing him.

I'm not sure what is more shocking, the amount of women this guy harassed with virtually no repercussion or the fact that this absolute slob married a woman who is flat out stunning. He has to be one of the more disgusting looking people I have ever seen, he is so obese he has fat growing on his stubble.
How this guy convinced any woman to marry him is a miracle, the fact the one he found is stunning is like finding a four leaf clover...although finding a four leaf clover when it's being watered by millions of dollars is less shocking.

Friday, October 13, 2017

Take on Paulie Manafort

NBC unconcerned surprising news that Paulie Walnuts Manafort has stronger ties to Putin and his Olinarchs than previously known. This is surprising only in that it is not at all surprising, we all know that Manafort is a complete treasonous snake, with no morals or love for his country. But this is what you get when you put your campaign in the hands of a guy who worked as Putin's bitch for a decade, you want Putin's bitch, you better get ready to bend way over for Putin.
But Trump will claim he hardly knew him even if they err neighbors inside Trump Tower.

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Take on the difference between HARVEY and Maria

Trump's response to Hurricane Harvey's destruction in Houston and Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico really couldn't have been much different. With Texas he promised to have the federal government stay into the bitter end to make sure the city would be restored, recovered and rebuilt. With PR he feels like it's time to bail already with his message of FEMA's time being limited.
That isn't the way this works Mr President, you can't pick which citizens you want to protect and which you want to send out to sea. But then again, this is who he is, he picks favorites and sends everybody down a deep dark hole

I just can't figure out why he would support one group and not the other. It's very perplexing

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Take on the new XFL

Sean Comba is talking about starting a new football league to finally take on the gigantic ass suckers that are the NFL owners. There really is now worse group of people than NFL owners, they can somehow make Trump cabinet members seem down to earth.
Sissy promises harder hits, better pension plans (which they will need with the harder hits) and presumably a no fair-catch rule.
The issue is that we're tried all of this, the USFL, the XFL, the KittyBowl. We tried it all and it all kind of sucks. Watching second rate football players play footsie is about as interesting as BudBowl III.

But good luck Diddy. Now that Biggie is dead you need some source of income

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Take on Liddle

English isn't my first language so maybe I'm missing something obvious but when Trump went off on Liddle' Bob Corker, I wasn't sure what he meant. What does Liddle mean? Is it just 'little' misspelled?

I looked it up and apparently Liddle it is a hereditary disease which involving increased activity of the epithelial sodium channel (ENaC) which causes the kidneys to excrete potassium. That is a pretty sick burn I guess if you are calling the guy a small banana.

Or maybe he was calling him Cory Lidle which is just sad
Or maybe he was referring to the UrbanDictionary definition which talks about mastrubating upside down.

Anyway, Bob Corker please realize guy helped create this monster, good luck getting him back into his cage.

Monday, October 9, 2017

Take on the Pence charade

For a month we have heard people asking athletes to
keep politics out of sports yet yesterday our Vice President flew across the country to interject politics into sports. Everybody saw this entire charade for what it was, which was comforting especially since the Trump White House had a full statement within minutes of Pence's departure. There was also some lame photo that Pence posted which was the same photo he had posted a few years ago hoping nobody would catch it. It was pretty obvious because Pence was wearing a suit to the game and a Colts jersey in the photo and since he was only at the stadium for a grand total of 15 minutes, him using time to change and then change back again seemed more than a little unlikely. The guy is no Axl Rose
Anyway, Pence proves again to be Trump's pathetic little lapdog with no self worth or morals but then again, what do you expect when you sign up to get a first class seat on the Trump Train.

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Take on the two part tweet

The Washington Post analyzed the length it took Trump to complete a two part tweet and found it took in excess of 8 minutes which might be the best (or worst) thing about moving to 280 character tweets. It might be his natural instinct as a somebody who cut his teeth in entertainment, to try to keep us in suspense but there is something different between keeping me on the edge of our seat because Monica and Ross are going to kiss and making sure Kim Jong Un doesn't bomb Guam. Maybe having him put it all in one tweet is a good thing because he can spend less time typing with his little fingers and more time playing golf.

But anyway, his suckiness has been well discussed, we just have to hope he doesn't get us all killed. We just keep setting the bar lower and lower

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Take on Trump’s approval ratings

Our president's approval ratings would be solid if they were a batting average but considering they are not, get suck
I think that Trump blames them on his FakeNews nemesis but we all know that he is an absolute psychopath intent on destroying all that is good and fair, at least 68% of us do. I'm so convinced that in a decade there I'll be more people who will claim to have been at Carlton Fisk's homerun game than will admit they voted for this treasonous dope

Friday, October 6, 2017

Take on the end of AIM

Is here anything Trump isn't going to ruin?!? American Online decided to retire it once popular AIM service which is surprising in two ways

- who knew that AOL still had a platform at all.
- did they really have to make an announcement for this, this would have been the perfect "if a tree falls in a forest" experiment

But I guess this is a sad day, and somehow it is probably Trump's fault. AOL was once great and was the gateway to the World Wide Web for many people. I can remember waiting anxiously for the stupid internet to beep and buzz just long enough to give me a glimpse into the seedy underbelly of the internet. It has also likely been one of the main contributors for the size of our landfills which are overflowing mainly because of all those crappy CDs they were giving out years ago

Anyway, good night AIM, I'm sure this is just the beginning of the end for AOL and hopefully we can all peacefully forget this dark chapter in our lives.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Take on Sarah Huckabee Sander's horrible eyebrows

Sarah Huckabee Sanders had one of her SNL type
Press conferences where she kept shoving her foot into her mouth like it was a Twinkie. We appreciate anytime she, or anybody else speaking for the administration, shows to be a complete shill for incompetence but today was worse
Somehow she decided to draw on her eyebrows with a sharpie because she looked like a Halloween costume gone all wrong. She is really a horrid human being with no conscience but at minimum she didn't look like my 90 year old grandmother, she has even ruined that now

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Take on the sick seat mate

Is there anything worse than getting onto a flight and the lady next you tells you she's nauseous and will likely throw up? I'm not neurotic but the thought of being in a confined space with somebody likely suffering from Ebola is not my definition of fun.
Then again, she may have just had too much to drink or ate some bad soup but if she coughs my way, I may push her out the emergency exit, you know, for the safety of everybody

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Take on Puerto Rico

Our president is so incredibly tone deaf, it is amazing. Today, while visiting victims in Puerto Rico he told the people that they should be proud that more haven't died. I guess that only 16 people have died is a big thing but not sure it's something to be proud of because there is very little you can actually do They might be lucky, they might be fortunate, they may have avoided bigger tragedy but they are far from something to be proud of because in the end there is little that can be done when the levees break.
Anyway, he's a tone deaf moron who threw paper towels at people which was the best thing he did.

Monday, October 2, 2017

Take on the million dollar trophy

Nothing tells 3.4 million people who have been devastated and their homes destroyed that you are thinking of them like dedicating some crappy golf trophy to them so of-course this is what Trump does. This guy spent the weekend playing golf and fighting with the mayor of San Juan, although fighting makes it sound like it was a two way thing. The mayor was busy trying to rescue her city while standing waist deep in sewage and Trump was eating a well done steak on his crappy golf course.

So, sorry Emanuel. Your house is gone, you family is missing and you won't have electricity for a month but here is a golf trophy dedicated to you. Don't think that you will actually see it or touch it or anything but know it is dedicated to you, sort of.

God he sucks

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Take on ingrates

Nothing unites people like being called a bunch of ingrates by their president. I don't think anybody expected Trump to actually united people, but the disregard he seems to have for (black and brown) lives is astonishing. This is what you get when Trump tries to do anything other than golf and I implore somebody who loves our country to take him on a 3 1/2 year golf excursion which might be our only hope for survival

Saturday, September 30, 2017

Take on San Juan Don

Our president took to Twitter today to attack the mayor of San Juan, a woman who spent the day waist deep in water trying to make sure her people were accounted for. He is impotent without this and this will be his Katrina with him trying to convince the world that the devastation on that island is nothing more than a nuisance which the FakeNews isn't giving him credit for.
But was was conspicuous today was the 6 hour Twitter break that happened right in the. Idle of the day. What could our president have been doing at his private course in Nj all day?!??

Friday, September 29, 2017

Take on Biden's manspreading

Joe Biden, Jill Biden, Barack Obama and Prince Harry (not sure he has a last name) all hung out together at the Invictus games in Toronto today and the internet blew up. It's a cool event and it's awesome to see Obama and Harry look like they genuinely like each other but what was the most striking thing from the photo was the level of manspreading Joe Biden is doing. This dude has poor Jill Biden basically forced upon Obama's lap with his double wide seating. And Obama seems to be forcing Jill Biden back with his own level of manspreading

Anyway, good cause, good times, Trump sucks

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Take on the Trump Tax cut

Is there anything less believable than Trump claiming his new tax plan won't benefit him. We all know that nobody will benefit more than Trump, he's basically become president for the sole purpose of enriching himself and he'll find every loophole, tax haven, foreign investment to make sure he pays as little as humanly possibly. The craziest thing is that whenever people talk about tax changes, they say they want to cut taxes and close loopholes and end deductions. The way that super rich guys keep a lot of their money is by giving them loopholes and deductions. So now you will just give it to them up front and out their accountants out of business, which is fine but doesn't accomplish much
But of course, the morons who believe that Trump is actually in this for them are the ones that don't believe he'll benefit from this personally because he told them so
God he's an awful human

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Take on Tom Price

As somebody who flies a fair amount of commercial throughout a year, I feel for Tom Price. He doesn't like delays, missed connections and taking his shoes off but like the rest of the country, this is what he has to deal with.

He, of course, is not doing this, he's flying private planes and racking up a huge tax bill and it seems to mean nothing to Mr Price.

His assistant though had the best line of the day

"This is Secretary Price, getting outside of D.C., making sure he is connected with the real American people," said Charmaine Yoest

If he wants to meet real Americans, there is no better place than to do it right in terminal B at LaGuardia, you can get so close you can smell your fellow Americans.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Take on Old John McCain

The big news came out today that the Graham-Cassidy bill was dead, something we all knew when John McCain once again rose from the dead to stab it in the heart. John McCain, in the twilight of his career has been more like John McCain in the first and second acts than the third one. You remember the third one where a man of immense pride, character and fortitude decided on hiring the second least qualified person to ever hold an office is this country with "president" in its title. That third act was the Greek tragedy but the fourth has shown McCain to be a hero and gives this country's most needy the help they desperately need...and deserve

So here's to old John, making enemies all the way to the Maverick hall of fame