Tuesday, January 16, 2018
Here is our critique
- He still looks sloppy in the same way that I always looked a bit sloppy when I put on a tie in my 20's.
- you can tell this guy has no experience with a tie, is tied way too short, should hit the belt buckle and his hardly hits his belly button
- the button down shirt with the two white buttons to hold the collar down is very Gap
- there is no way he is wearing matching pants
- his Mike Francesa haircut is really disturbing looking
- guy just know he is wearing a yellow stained undershirt which he's going to be stripping down to half way through thus thing
Monday, January 15, 2018
Front page of the Post had both a shithole and a Stormy reference wrapped into one two days ago, the entire "I have" vs "I'd have" WSJ controversy from a few days ago prompted some unexpired backlash from the dear leader and today the journal broke a story about Javanka possibly being involved with a wacky Chinese business woman who just happens to be old Rupert's ex wife.
So I'm convinced that Trump asked her for a massage and hen banged her and now Rupert is seeking revenge on both of them
Sunday, January 14, 2018
I know the defense against being a racist is always a bit funny since it almost always involves invoking that one black friend or the fact that you think Halle Berry is hot but when you have a long history (Central Park 5, housing lawsuits, lost Apprentice tapes) you don't get the benefit of the doubt.
What is the best part of this story is that the two senators that denied hearing him say shithole are likely using the semantic defense since there is word he may have used shithouse but then again these guys have all already sold their souls to the devil.
Saturday, January 13, 2018
Think about that term and how widely it was used then without any thought paid to it. Now think about an announcer today saying a wrestler got 9-11'd or something and tell me how well that would go. That announcer would be thrown out so quickly you'd never hear from him again...either that or we'd elect him president
World has changed I guess
Friday, January 12, 2018
Thursday, January 11, 2018
I spent the day basically locked behind my desk working on a project and when I came out the entire world looked like a complete shithole to me. I can't figure out what it was but the streets we're filled with litter, the highway was littered with cars and the people littering and driving were annoying the hell out of me. It's 2018 and our president is not just a closet racist, he's proving day-in, day-out that he's about of the closet one, too.
But this is what happens when a bunch of trash elects a piece of trash...you get a dump fire and one that nobody wants to step in to put out
Good job America
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
A bunch of intellectual types conducted a study to see how Trump's vocabulary, sentence structure and grammar compared to the previous 15 presidents and they found that he finished in...dead...last. This doesn't shock anybody but it is sort of amusing to think the president of the United States has a vocabulary that rivals that of my eight year old daughter since they put it at a fourth grade level.
He'll also be thrilled to find out that Obama was ranked third best vocabulary.
Tuesday, January 9, 2018
Steve Bannon looks like your alcoholic uncle if your uncle needed to wear multiple button downs on top of each other. The guy has a face that looks like it's the catchers glove which has just been through a double header, he has a smile that makes you think of cheese and he has a personality that makes you want to try to kick yourself in the nuts.
The only question now is...how long before FoxNews hires him?!?
Monday, January 8, 2018
And after he is called out for it, he'll attack the haters and the MSM until somebody finds a quote where he critiques Hillary for not knowing the lyrics..he is just that dumb
Sunday, January 7, 2018
Oprah, do us a favor and please just leave us alone
Saturday, January 6, 2018
Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence...
Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star..........to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!
For one, the first sentence can only be described as "Holy Run-On, Batman!!" Then it only got worse from there. I did appreciate his valley girl sentence that read "...my two greatest assets have been mental stability and, like, really smart". This reeked of "I'm like totally great at like many really hard things"
Sent from my iPhone
Friday, January 5, 2018
There are reports that NJ will soon force their drivers to...gasp.. get out of our steaming hot Highlanders or Suburbans and stand in the cold while we fill our tanks. Where is the dignity in that???
Next they'll tell us Bruce is really from Suffolk County to something and Billy Joel is from Somerset. Kill me
Thursday, January 4, 2018
But this is what FoxNews does, they have somehow turned that Hillary story into a one year sitcom and nothing ever gets resolved. Think Gilligan's Island with Sean Hannity as The Professor, Corey Lewandowski as Gilligan and Ann Coulter as the Movie Star
Wednesday, January 3, 2018
Tuesday, January 2, 2018
The showed up at the $700+ Mar-a-Lago New Years Eve party and you just know she blew a busboy while old Steve was mingling and then kissed him right on the mouth
She should swallow, she could use the calories
Monday, January 1, 2018
But anyway, no plane crashes, only a few people got murdered in NYC, no really noteworthy celebrities died I think and Trump Jong Un didn't blow up the world.
I guess it was a good year
Sunday, December 31, 2017
Anyway, I'll be asleep by the time these morons thaw out
Saturday, December 30, 2017
But this is or President, a guy who has spent his entire career on false stories, lies and innuendos..just this time he can take the entire free world down with him
Friday, December 29, 2017
What he has done is gain about 30 pounds, he has always been a pretty disgusting human but recently he has just added pounds onto his frame like most people add extra croutons to a salad. He has a terrible diet, doesn't exercise much and spends hours in front of the television, so the weight gain can't be a complete surprise but for a guy as vain as Trump, you'd think he could do something about the fact that he's starting to approach Kim Jong Un size
Then again, maybe he just doesn't care although it must kill him that Vladimir parades around topless while he wears a shirt which looks like a Trump National tarp
Thursday, December 28, 2017
This argument has been debunked a hundred times already but when you don't believe in science, anything can be a fact. This is where we are, our president is so thick headed that he cannot understand that weather <> climate