Tuesday, December 12, 2017
Trump attacked Kristen Gillibrand today with a veiled attack on her which sounded sexual in nature. Of course, Big Huck, can try to say that there was nothing sexual about it which nobody believes she actually buys into.
But Elizabeth Warren's response was the one that kind of had me confused. "are you really trying to bully, intimidate and slut-shame @SenGillibrand? Do you who you're picking a fight with? Good luck with that, a @realDonaldTrump..."
I can appreciate Warren coming to Gillibrand's defense we but not sure saying Trump Slut Shamed her was the best way to do it. Maybe she's implying that Gillibrand gets around, maybe she is implying that she doesn't but I can't for the life of me see that as helpful. Slut Shaming is a real issue but it certainly implies that there was some not kosher activity going on
Anyway, good luck getting this guy to resign, chances of it are about as high as him grabbing your ass at lunch. Oh no, that is the opposite of the chances of him resigning.
Monday, December 11, 2017
Tillerson came out saying it would take several years to build the new embassy to which I assume Trump will reply that he can build it in half that time and come in under budget
Sadly, it will mean a bunch of undocumented Palestinians will go unpaid, the foundation will crack and we'll be forced to sell it after declaring bankruptcy on it, probably turn into an Embassy Suites
Sunday, December 10, 2017
But anyway, our president is no better than a guy selling a pinto with the mileage rolled back and saw dust in the gas line and he wholly embraces it
Saturday, December 9, 2017
But a dozen diet cokes is insane, those 1 calories apparently add up because Trump looks like he ate a small car and every time you see him, he gets fatter and fatter
The chances of this guy pulling a William He Roy Harrison while laying in bed with a bag of Cheetos and a Big Gulp have to be somewhere in the 80% range, somebody put him on a diet or we'll be stuck with Pence.
Friday, December 8, 2017
You didn't learn much about him during his campaign when he mostly spent time at the kiddy table but he did, at least, come across a sensible critic when it came to Trump.
As McCain's gotten older and more frail, Lindsey seemed to have tried to take the spotlight but it now seems his affections aren't for Old John but instead his eyes are now gazing right at the Orange Cheetah in the White House. He lead a failed attempt at repealing ObamaCare with McCain dropping his support like a hot potato, he went golfing with Trump and now he's hawking the whole Fusion GPS thing. He has officially gone off the deep end.
This is what happens when you get into Trump's crazy orbit, with the rest of the world starts running away, old Lindsey gets pulled in harder
Thursday, December 7, 2017
But what was also noticeable is how incredibly weird looking Big Huck has gotten, she makes these Jim Carrey faces without even trying where somehow her one eye dropped below her nose-line. It's really very disturbing. She looks like sloth from Goonies
Wednesday, December 6, 2017
Either that or he has a stroke mid sentence, either way, kind of weird and he'll be especially pissy when the MSM gets a hold of these stories
Tuesday, December 5, 2017
So please, rename those things as rectangular tiles and call the little square ones subway tiles...but only if they are covered in homeless juice
Monday, December 4, 2017
Our president, an accused sex offender, has no issue with the accusations, which is not surprising since he only believes accusations made agains Democrats and CNN anchors. We all know Trump has no morality, so his endorsement is one of the most predictable things this side of Trump saying something stupid. But this is where it gets interesting, the GOP establishment who first tried to shun Moore, has quietly turned around and are now fully behind a guy who strolled around the mall picking up girls in training bras.
Nice job 'merica.
Sunday, December 3, 2017
But as Big Huck tries to sweep this under the rug, you wonder why politicians seems to be the only ones getting a pass. Although they all looked the other way for ever, since the #MeToo movement, the news media has ruled quickly and decisively, so has the entertainment industry. Big business has taken down some people but the only one who has avoided having their lives altered are the politicians and no one has skated more than Donald J Trump.
Glad to see Billy Bush came to clarify the entire thing.
Saturday, December 2, 2017
The best thing about the article was when he deceived a typical meal for The Don. Two Fillet O fish and two Big Macs. I'm all for a Big Mac but putting down two after putting down the Fillet O Fish is ridiculous. Our president is so incredibly obese that the image of him laying on his gold faux down comforter on his water bed surrounded by McDonalds wrappers and Big Gulps sound about right.
But nothing instills more confidence that the final bill being written in pen with inserts, corrections and typos. But then again, this is a party who asked for transparency is now pushing for a big kick back to the donor class, so joe Q six pack can get a case of Miller lite and watch the demise of our country
Glad to be of help
Thursday, November 30, 2017
So now that this has been reestablished, I'm going to make my Christmas wishlist
- Michael Flynn flips
- takes out Jared Kushner
- Trump appoints Chris Christie as special counselor to prosecute Kushner
- Kushner flips and sends Don to take his place
- Pence in his jubilation falls on a banana peel taking out Orrin Hatch, Paul Ryan and everybody else in line
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
When Al Franken was one, I cringed
When Matt Lauer was one I didn't know what to do. Matt Lauer was vanilla as ice cream on the jersey shore in rob summer, nothing made me expect this bombshell but in 2017 nothing surprises me
But in this day and age nothing -or nobody- should surprise me
I have put together a list of people who would devastate me
Obama because it would destroy all I know about him
Colbert because my dark horse for 2020
Would be shot
Chuck Todd because it might prove that stupid goatee doesn't make him repulsive to women
Tuesday, November 28, 2017
Can't we just enjoy the holidays?!?
Monday, November 27, 2017
The one thing that Trump is genuinely good at is nicknames, he's the ultimate high school bully but when he gets a good one, it usually does for really well. Nobody emasculated Rubio more than Trump with his Little Marco rub or painted Cruz into weasel better than the Lyin' Ted monicker. Crooked Hillary, Low Energy Jeb! and Might want to stop with two Big Macs Christie were all perfectly played.
Calling Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas is more of the same. Yeah it's childish but in his defense, it's effective and I actually don't see it as a slur. To me it's similar to calling a dummy, Einstein or a four year old artist Picasso as an iBuddy pointed out. Its insulting to the person but not the legacy. It's not a slur anymore that calling some crappy white basketball player Jordan would be to black people. It's an insult and one that plays right at Trump's grade-school humor, it's most telling that the only Native American he could name is one from a Disney movie.
What is more insulting is that Trump's ceremony was held under the watchful eye of Andrew Jackson's portrait, the optics of which are just dumbfounding.
Sunday, November 26, 2017
I remember during one of the last seasons of Breaking Bad when they got involved in the entire white supremacy story line that I thought it sort of jumped the shark because it was just so unbelievable that this culture even existed, little did anybody know that it was just bubbling up right underneath the top layer
With that said, all the criticism the NYT gets for being too liberal and fake news might finally be getting to them and I wonder if this was a tactical decision to be able to point to when the next volley comes in from Tweeter in Chief
Saturday, November 25, 2017
I'd expected a bit better music, an easier to follow storyline and a more young kid friendly character but it wasn't a terrible way to spend 2 hours the day after thanksgiving.
But what was a terrible thing was this horrible surprise Frozen short film they showed before hand. First of all, nobody warned you that we went from an hour and forty minute movie to one now topping two hours, which with three kids in tow is a big deal. Secondly, you are going into a movie which is a mix between Ricky Ricardo meets the Addams Family and get stuck with this Elsa drivel, it's not the same audience and certainly not what your expectations are
But what really sucks is that this short film was just horrible. It was drawn out, poorly scripted, badly performed with horrible music and had a story line which made you want to shove an ice pick into your Arendelle. My eight year old looked at me at one point and said "I want to talk to the manager"
Disney, you aren't doing your brand any service by forcing this crap down our throats. The Frozen boat has sailed, stop trying to force it, you had your chance to capitalize on it -and did- but you waited too long, nobody cares anymore and if Frozen 2 is going to be anything like this, you are in for a rude awaking
Friday, November 24, 2017
But his call out is just typical of his thin skinned mentality. They should have made Hillary the cover just to totally break him
Thursday, November 23, 2017
And now we will finally get to the best part of this thanksgiving feast when Bob Mueller goes after the big fat turkey and carves him up. We all know that Trump's been compromised for years and are finding out exactly how compromised every single day but it's time to stop with the appetizers and to get to the stuffing. We've waited a year and are ready to hear about cranberry sauce and Russian hookers and time to learn exactly how he stole this election and let America go back to having good and bad presidents but not morally, ethically and totally corrupt ones
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
I'd even appreciate it if he did pardon the bird that he coughed "Jeff Sessions" into fist as he said it. Not because that would be the right thing to do, but because SNL and Colbert would have a field day with it.
We are basically living in a banana republic with this guy in charge, might as well make it entertaining.