Friday, November 17, 2017

Take on Kay Ivey

I wouldn't be able to pick Kay Ivey out of a lineuo that includes Michael Kay, Blue Ivy and that Jared guy from Kay Jewelers but I have now decided she is a disposable piece of dog poo. Why should I hate on poor Kay, because she said today that she's got no reason to not believe Roy Moore's accusers yet she will still vote for him purely because he's a Republican. I get this party over country thing if you are a selfish twit but when you are a person who represents a state maybe keeping your mouth shut is the best way to do that

Nobody believes that without this incident, there like be any chance of turning Alabama blue. You'd have a better chance of Blue Ivy coming into Tuscaloosa or Huntsville and convincing the average citizen there that her dad is the messiah and her mom is The Virgin Mary than them electing a democrat under normal circumstances

Have fun at the mall you inbred losers.

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Take on Trump’s Franken comment

Al Franken has embarrassing himself and killed any aspirations he had for higher office. The SNLnator should resign and let us be purged of another one of these scumbags. The ultimate troll job happened when POTUS decided to weigh in, he called Franken out and asked the question what happened after the first tit-grab photo

This is the same guy who told Billy Bush "I'm automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything." and a man who has yet to call for Roy Moore to step down, so he doesn't exactly have a lot of credibility left

What the Dems will likely miss if Franken did step down is his intellect and savviness in these back and forth he's displayed over the last few years when shady people come in front of his committees but he has ruined it all

Roy Moore step aside
Al Franken resin
POTUS. Walk away and don't ever look back

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Take on the new CNN poll.

I got an email from TeamTrump today asking me to rate his performance over the last year. The choices were a Trumpian voice between Good, Great, Okay and Other. This obviously only had one right answer and even that one felt a bit empty. Trump has given nobody confidence in his temperament, decision making, diplomacy, intellect, people skills, management style or statesmanship. The only things he has done well are post grammatically incorrect tweets and deflect attention away from his corruption

The best thing about the email was that it complained about the latest CNN poll which showed that a whopping 64% of people said they had less confidence in Trump than they did a year ago. Their complaint was that only 24% of the people polled were Republicans which -in their opinion- invalidated the poll

Two comments

- I don't think anybody in their right mind can think that he has actually done a great or good job, he's a walking disaster, so this would have to be a vote between Other and Okay

- I just looked it up and in 2016, only 26% of all Americans identified themselves as Republican, so the 24% included in this poll seems right and likely a bit high as many people see a fractured party divided between the McConnell tired turtle establishment and the Trump crazies

Anyway, I was asked to donate after answering "other" which I didn't do.

I'm guessing we'll never have this hard scientific poll see the light of day.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Take on Hannity

We wonder how the heartland of America was fooled by a twice divorced, morally corrupt, New York East Coast elitist. These are the salt of the earth type of people who represent all that is normal and decent, not asking for much, serving our country willingly and always anti coastal. I've thought about what appeals these people to Trump and I finally figured it out. It's that they are enamored by another fast talking slick New Yorker, Sean Hannity. Hannity blurred the lines just enough for these country hicks to believe he was one of them, even when he was pulling in millions on their stupidity. His lead in, Bill O'Reilly did him one better by dumbing down his program with those stupid text boxes next to his gigantic head but Hannity speaks to their soul.
These morons don't even realize that Hannity is playing them like a flute with his dark suits and pink ties. He's a complete lunatic or at least plays one on TV

Monday, November 13, 2017

Take on the Keurig thing.

Nothing pleases me more than seeing a bunch of morons smash their home appliances because they are mad that the company pulled advertising from something as dumb as Hannity!!

But that is why you have, hundreds of people beating their Keurig machines with hammers, tearing them down stairs and filling them with bleach and in the process, accomplishing very little.
The best part was that Nespresso sent out a big email blast today offering 35%off of all their machines

The best thing is that we will have a lot more people buying new appliances this Christmas season, which will be a nice boost to the retail economy

So smash away morons.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Take on Trump’s Miss Universe riffing

Now he's really gone too far, forget the mindful ignorance of Putin's role, forget his embrace of Duterte, forget his embarrassing name calling thing with The short and fat Rocket Man...the news that shook the world is that Trump rugged the Miss Universe contest in 2002 to give it to Putin's mistress. All is fair in love and war but when you start messing with sanctity of all that is holy, true and good, I'm pissed off. If the Miss Universe contest can't be counted on to be held fairly, then nothing is left to fight for.
Put everything else aside, call Mueller back from his little trip, we need a congressional investigation on this.

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Take on Fat and Short

I've never agreed with Trump more than his "short and fat" description of Kim Jong-un. There really is no better description as Kim is a complete tub of lard. What is even better is that this Trump
outburst was prompted when Kim called him fat which is another great description because Trump looks like a Turkey day balloon

Anyway, I'm glad these two morons spent the day insulting each other, let's hope they don't annihilate each other while I'm alive

Friday, November 10, 2017

Take on the hooker pee

Trump's security chief testified earlier this week about many things including the infamous trip
To Moscow back in 2013. What was interesting was that he not only acknowledged that there was an offer for five hookers to be sent up to Trump's suite but that he remembered very clearly that no impropriety occurred while her was there. The emphasis is obviously on the legal CYA (cover your ass) portion of while he was present.

What is more interesting is how this story has evolved

We went from
- the Dossier is so preposterous that it's not worth discussing


- you are just covering for Clinton's huge loss


- the Dossier was paid for by Clinton, so it's contents are obviously compromised.


- ok there were hookers but we didn't indulge

At thus rate Adam Schildkraut will be up to his elbows in hooker pee by this time next week.

Thursday, November 9, 2017

Take on that weird thumbs up photo

Trump tweeted out a weird photo the other night with the caption 
Congratulations to all of the 'DEPLORABLES' and the millions of people who gave us a MASSIVE (304-227) Electoral College landslide victory

It was sort of an odd photo considering the rest of the GOP was licking their wounds after getting their asses handed to them on Tuesday but Trump doesn't care about anybody but himself

But looking at this photo

Kushner looks like he's high
Stephen Miller looks like he's pulling a H.W. Bush on Hope Hicks
The fat guy on the bottom looks like he's taking a dump
And the media guy Dan Scavino looks like he forgot his hair brush at the hotel in Seoul 

And Trump, he looks like he just had passed gas and only he is in on the joke

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Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Take on Bo Dietl

If there was ever a walk-over victory it was last night when Bill De Blasio easily won a second term defeating Nicole Malliotakis by an overwhelming margin of 66% to 28%.   It's not that surprising being that NYC is a traditional liberal powerhouse although the one place the republicans have always done well is with the mayor race.  

But what is more odd is that throughout the campaign, the person we heard more about than anybody was Bo Dietl.  Dietl is a contributor to FoxNews and the Imus in the Morning program, so he has some name recognition.  So much recognition that there was a debate a week ago and he was on the stage with De Blasio and Malliotakis

How the hell did the election commission give him that platform?  This guy got 1% of the vote which is about the equivalent of getting a 400 on the SAT's.  The only person who got less votes than him is a guy who literally tried to hijack a plane (  The guy who finished above him is a movie producer who was doing this as a shtick. 

De Blasio got more votes in a combo of three or four buildings than Diedl got in total

Let's just hope Bo just goes away for good now

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Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Take on Huck

Sarah Sanders spent the day in Korea trying to explain the latest Presidential gaffe that could lead to a potential international crisis. But the only thing I could think of was she looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid who mated with a GI Joe. Most of the time you look at presidents snd see them age tremendously over their term, in this case it is the press secretary who looks like she's gone from 40 something to 60 something in a hot minute. It's weird because she's added these wrinkles which normally does give a woman a certain handsome eloquence but not for her. But she's somehow found a way to get fat in her wrinkles, her face kind of looks like a catcher's mitt if that catcher's mitt married a bulldog.
She's really a disgusting looking human both inside and outside

Monday, November 6, 2017

Take on the Carter Page testimony

This is the week that Mike Flynn gets indicted unless, of course, he has already flipped and this is he week Mueller starts to tighten his grip around the neck of the administration. Carter Page certainly did his part in his free wheedling, attorney-less afternoon in from of Adam Schiff last week and the twisted tangled Russian web just got a bit further exposed. For a campaign who claimed to have no Russian involvement, they certainly visited Russia
a lot, certainly met with a lot of Russian officials and certainly had a lot of hookers pee on sheets

How did we let this man become president?

Sunday, November 5, 2017

The Saudi house cleaning

The last two days of the Kingdom of Saud hVe felt like the ending to Goodfellas. Basically the new crown prince decided to play Layla and within 24 hours he had arrested every one of his rivals and cousins. The most Saudi part of the arrests were that they threw all of these corrupt princes into the toughest prison know the world, the Ritz Carlton which cancelled all other hotel reservations through December 31st.
Today another prince died when his helicopter crashed. If I'm a Saudi Prince, I'm not sure I'm starting my car tomorrow

I'm sure Trump is watching and admiring the entire thing

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Take on Pocahontas

Just this week Donald J Trump signed the following declaration.  

Native Americans are a testament to the deep importance of culture and vibrancy of traditions, passed down throughout generations. This month, I encourage all of our citizens to learn about the rich history and culture of the Native American people.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim November 2017 as National Native American Heritage Month.

Elizabeth Warren must be so proud 

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Friday, November 3, 2017

Take on the 60 million fake Facebook accounts

Facebook now admits that up to 60,000,000 of its accounts are fake which likely means the number is 3x that. Just think about that, the most popular social media website with all this meteoric growth is just one army of bots, trolls and idiot cousins. They were the main platform for such atrocities as election interference, racist bots and kitten pictures

Years ago there was an article describing Facebook as a necessity, like electricity but somehow I've been able to stay off the grid and am no worse for the wear.
If this last election doesn't show you there cesspool that this place is, nothing will.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

Take on Donna Brazile

Donna Brazile went after the DNC, the Clinton's and the democratic establishment in her new book which promised to be the biggest bombshell of the year and it will be available just in time for Christmas
I think that most of the world is ready for Hillary to just go away, she lost, she ran a terrible campaign and she is incredibly unlikeable but yet it feel like we are going to regurgitate the campaign a hundred times between now and 2020
But the thing that was more obvious -and frankly obnoxious- about the Brazile thing is that it just feels so self serving. The entire piece is about what she felt and noticed and how she knew Hillary was in trouble. Yet she did nothing about any of it at any point

Anyway, Donna Brazile and Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton and that weird VP guy she chose. Plead all of you guys go away

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Take on the Facebook troll

3000 Facebook ads linked to Russia were released today and sadly each one is probably one that your  wife's idiot cousin posted.
I haven't been on Facebook in years, recognizing it for the cesspool it is, but from everything I hear, this last year+ has been particularly miserable. The old adage of not discussing religion or politics in public went to hell and you people all realized that you hate half of your Facebook friends.

The funny thing is thing is that everybody I know says the same thing about the vile rhetoric that was being spewed, they all say it was posted by either

- some nutty in-law
- some kind they went to high school with who likely works in a pizzeria or for the DPW

Sadly those morons represented half of this country and now we're stuck with Donald Duck

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Take on only the best people

George Papadapolous has gone from a guy nobody (other than Seth Abramson) had ever heard of to a guy who everybody has heard of to a guy Trump claims to have barely heard of in about a two day period
I don't know much about the insights into situations like this but I do know that when a campaign announces that a 29 year old kid with no experience will serve as a member of a national security advisory team, that kid better have been born on February 29th.
Did Trump know he was trying to get a meeting with Putin, who the hell knows but there were plenty in the campaign orbit who did and now it's time for those chickens to come home to roost

Papadapolous flipped, Flynn likely flipped, Manafort has been indictees, Page is as crazy as ever, Bannon is living in a bunker, Kushner is solving the Middle East issue over a latte and Roger Stone is from perma-banned from Twitter. Somehow the Mooch got out just in time.

Monday, October 30, 2017

Take on Kevin Spacey

lost in today's wonderful Goodfellas ending is this Kevin Spacey story

Spacey, like most of powerful Hollywood apparently, has been sexually harassing anybody in their orbit but unlike the rest of them, Spacey tried to blame it all on a drunken stupor and then used the opportunity to reveal the biggest open secret in Hollywood.    Spacey is a private person and is only coming out now because he's trying to cover up for something that is actually a scandal.  

This entire thing is sickening, mostly because Spacey took no real responsibility for his act, tried to cover it up with a booze story and then tried to change the dialogue by using this platform to try to get sympathy by coming out.  Oh by the way, Anthony Rapp was 14 at the time.. 
- I hated his  'I chose to live myself as a gay man' this isn't helpful.
- the fact that he's gay and or drunk is no excuse for making an unwanted pass at somebody below him
- the fact that he's gay and or drunk is no excuse for him making a pass at a minor

screw Kevin Spacey and his house of cards

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Take on the golfer in chief

As Donald Trump left the Trump National Golf Club in Virginia this Sunday, we wonder how may good golf weekends he has left. The weather should be getting colder although with this climate who the heck knows anymore. I'd feel bad for Trump but this won't mean the end of his golf season, it'll just mean he moves it down about 1000 miles to Mar-a-Lago. This will certainly impact him as it will mean less time with his wife and kid who are just adjusting to DC and will also mean that we're likely to get some more military plans drawn up on napkins in front of the help.
But maybe Mueller can move fast and go right for the jugular and allow Trump to go back to playing golf without all the stress of a nuclear catastrophe.

By the way, if tomorrow's indictment reveals it's Kushner, I really hope they let Christie prosecute him.