Monday, March 18, 2024

Take on the “Kate” sighting

When TMZ released a video claiming it was William and Kate basically sprinting across a parking lot carrying 40 bags, I was skeptical. First of all, I doubt those two would be found shopping at anH&M on a random Saturday. Secondly, the fact they were waking at Charlie Chaplin pace was also off but the thing that blew my mind was that although "Kate" was clearly a white chick but that was the only thing that matches. Not sure who we are trying to fool but maybe time to give up.

Sunday, March 17, 2024

Take on the ex golfer in chief.

Trump pulled a Kim Jung Un and won his own golf tournament for a record 30th time in a row I could care less about his winning these meaningless self serving trophies but the fact that he's got a gallery like the 18th green at Augusta to see him win some sham thing is all too telling.

Saturday, March 16, 2024

Take on Elon’s new haircut

Elon Musk is at that point in his life where he just doesn't care. He's got this horrible haircut which makes his puffy face look even fatter and his eyes even bulgier. I'm not sure what his appeal now is but when you look kind of like a sponge it might be to hit the gym and run about a marathon on the treadmill

Friday, March 15, 2024

Take on Pence

Mike Pence said today that he cannot in good conscience endorse Donald Trump which is only the second time he's ever done something that isn't totally spineless. Of course Pence being Pence will likely do his normal weasel thing and come crawling back but for now the fact that some of the old guard GOP establishment hasn't completely fallen in line gives you some hope.

Thursday, March 14, 2024

Take on the new MLB mismatched uniforms

Not only are the new MLB baseball pants see-through, apparently they also don't seem to match the color of the jerseys. I'm not an overly complicated man and my fashion commentary is typically limited to flats with skirts or white pants on white dudes but when you are asking me to watch some 3 hour turtle race, you can't also rage my OCD and expect me to sit quietly.

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Take on the house vote on TikTok

With the house vote to ban TikTok a thousand parents of teenagers rejoiced!!
I have no fear of spying when it comes to 15 year olds but anything that can take that godawful app out of their hands for any time at all is a godsend. It's time they do the same for Snapchat too

Get off my law !!

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

Take on the R.F.K. Jr.’s List for Running Mate

The most Jetsy ever would be if Aaron Rodgers decided to join RFK Jr on the campaign trail as his vice presidential running mate. It would be the prefect ending to his perfect Jets career spanning 4 plays and two offseason, a blow Achilles and a lot of drama. People have asked whether the Jet fans would be pissed, my suggestion is they take Woody with them.

The only problem is that he might not get the bid and Jesse Ventura may instead which is a shame for old Aaron.

I mean when you are less qualified than a former wrestler, it may be time to hang them up.
But if they joined forces dumped Kennedy and ran as a 1-2 punch they could be a perfect tag team..I'm pushing for Achilles and the heel

Monday, March 11, 2024

Take on Chubb

The fact that Trump admitted to being 279 pounds in the same week that he got Chubb to post bail for him is a bit too rich. We know he is a complete mess when it comes to his body and there is nobody who wants to see him anywhere near a pool but I still can't stand the fact that he will get away with these settlements with these oversized bonds that somehow will never be paid

Sunday, March 10, 2024

Take on the royal photo

Everybody is all bothered by some photo the palace put out of Kate Middleton. We realize that she's not well and they are trying to give the appearance of a happy life but this photo is a bit bizarre. The little kid has some weird knuckle, the daughter has a hand that comes out of her sleeve at a weird angle, the leaves are too green and her jawline isn't authentic.

Other than that, all is well.

Saturday, March 9, 2024

Take on the UFC

Trump showing up at a UFC event is about as predictable as Joe Rogan dying of a FiveHourEnergy overdose. I know his constituency is all there anyway, so it sort of allows him to turn a Saturday night into a campaign event which he will be able to write off.

Oh well. Hope he gets blood on his gigantic suit

Take on the SOTU

The criticism of the State of the Union may have been that it was too political but in this hyper political climate it's impossible to imagine it was ever going to anywhere else. I've been watching state of unions for years and most of them are completely unbearably unmemorable I'm glad it at least wasn't totally boring

Thursday, March 7, 2024

Take on Mike “Hope she touches my” Johnson

Nobody is a bigger doucebag than Mike Johnson who somehow makes Mike Pence looks like a good time. He was standing next to Boebert hands folded over his little winkie and you can just read the thought-bubble hoping that they are going to Beetlejuice.

Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Take on the Rust shooting

I'm no fan of Alec Baldwin but never understood why the hell he was caught up in a criminal lawsuit after the Rust shooting. There has never been any evidence pointing to him knowingly shooting a loaded weapon as every account shows it to be a total accident. This lady who put the life round into the chamber on the other hand, finally got her day of reckoning and her lame excuse of being overworked fell flat

Tuesday, March 5, 2024

Take on the Musk Trump meeting

The least surprising news is the day was that Donald Musk and Elon Trump have basically become a single entity. We know that Musk has gravitated towards Trump in the last few years and his outsized voice on Social Media could easily mute any opposition but the one thing about Musk was always that he seemed mainly apolitical.

But now that he's kissing the ring, my four wheeled driving MAGA hat is going to make me look even dumber

Monday, March 4, 2024

Take on the worst Indian wedding

When I heard Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates and Ivanka Trump were all heading to an India for a wedding, I felt bad for the other person at table 8. There can't be a less interesting group than Zuck and Jared and Ivanka talking about their cats. Please god, I hope Gates wore his Timberlands the entire time and never took a leak.

Sunday, March 3, 2024

Take on Nikki’s primary

Nikki Haley finally beat Trump in a primary but sadly for her it was the Washington DC one which has minke a combined 20 republicans in the city. I don't know what this means for Super Tuesday but I'm guessing, not a lot. People who support Trump aren't going to stay away, they are going to be coming out in droves to vote for a maniacal lunatic who smells like old cheese

Saturday, March 2, 2024

Take on the NYT biased views

The NYT is so nervous about being wrong on the 2024 election like they were on the 2016, are spending every waking minute openly rooting for Trump. I know he's great for business but in a second term he could single handily change everything we stand for. But their both side-ism is starting to border on lunacy at this point.

Friday, March 1, 2024

Take on the CDC dropping the 5-day isolation guidance for Covid-19, moving away from key strategy to quell infections CNN

Four years later and we've finally come to the time where Covid is over. Today the CDC officially dropped the five day isolation period which was this key strategy from preventing infections. I look back and am still shocked at how quickly our country shut down and how we mostly complied with the rules. But the final story of Covid is yet to be written because i do wonder how much of what we thought we knew, we will look back at in a few years and slap ourselves.

Thursday, February 29, 2024

Take on the Biden overture

Biden made an overture toward Trump to work together to pass a bipartisan border bill which could be seen as a brilliant political maneuver. Obviously Trump will decline as he can't afford to lay any headway on his most well known political rallying cry
What Biden should do is double down and call it the Trump-Biden border security bill and let that egomaniac turn that down.

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

take on permission to seek a trade

I always laugh when a pro team allows a terrible player that they no longer want to pursue a trade. This to me is the ultimate insult because it forces that bad player to come to a reckoning. Imagine you are Zack Wilson and you are now forced to do your own bidding, you call the Chiefs or Bills and ask what they'd give up for you and you are met with silence. Then you figure maybe a bad team wants you so you call the Panthers and ask them and there is just laugher on the other side. You then have to go back to the Jets and tell them that nobody is interested in giving up anything for your service.

It's the ultimate kick in the dick.

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

Take on the Wendy’s surge pricing

Wendy's announced this week that next year they plan to introduce dynamic surge pricing which makes what was once the best fast food experience now a miserable one. I'm sure there is some kind of business school logic and it's sort of the same as discounts for food at the end of the day which may other wise go to waste but when you are a fast food joint and people are driving up at 2am just as often as 2pm, what time is the surge anyway???