cause doing this online as opposed to waiting till I get hammered to spew my venom is gonna be a lot better for my liver
Monday, February 22, 2016
Take on Hitler's micropenis
I've always assumed that the more of a dick a guy is, the smaller his probably is, so it is of no surprise that we read today that The Fuhrer was hung like a peanut as he was obviously making up for inadequacies. For years it was rumored that Hitler was gay and that Eva Braun was just his beard but now we found out that really she might have just been a completely unsatisfied wench and that puts a nice smile on my face. But there is nothing more gratifying than knowing that evil personified probably couldn't see his own dingy and had to pee out of a hole at the base of his dick and not the tip.