cause doing this online as opposed to waiting till I get hammered to spew my venom is gonna be a lot better for my liver
Saturday, June 3, 2017
Take on the Trump Golf Course brochure
Trumps golf course in New Jersey has been working a new marketing angle for their prospective brides. Instead of telling you about the fountain in the front for photos or the dance floor or the special bridal suite, they tell you that if you are really lucky, Trump may show up at your wedding. I got married 11 years ago and nothing would have been more frightening than having a 260 pound orange man walk up to my new bride and try to hug her with his woefully undersized hands. There are obviously 63millions people who'd like to have them at their wedding, luckily I'm of the age that I don't get invited to any wedding anymore.