Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Take on the game show presidency

When you elect a reality television star to be the president of the United States, you can't be surprised when he acts like a reality star. Yesterday we had his first "you're fired", today we'll have the first prime time nationally broadcasted presentation of the rose. There are two finalists, one who made this far for being friends with Trump's sister and the other for being friends with the grim reaper and as of 7:26pm, neither knows who it will be. We're hoping that they both have to show up and stand there while Trump makes them sweat and turns over a place card. I'm also hoping that he picks his sister who comes out and hits Gorsuch across the head with a folding chair while Hardiman keeps him distracted

1 comment:

Mr. R. Lee said...

Neither one is named Merrick Garland. What a shocker.