Does McCain have a set of wooden teeth?

He might have more in common with George Washington than just the white hair??

Not 100% sure about the wooden teeth but I am almost sure he does not have a set of top teeth at all, reminds me of the chick on Hookers on the Point.

Watching McCain's RNC speech on replay, it seems that  the GOP must have forgotten to invite a few minorities, good God there isn't a whiter group in the world than the GOP convention.  Mainly white, mostly old and obviously cranky

In general the rule seems to be that there isn't an uglier group of people than conventioneers.. The Dems might look like the Hoggets but the Republicans look like the Golden Girls.

I'm not sure if that blue screen behind McCain was more distracting than that transvestite protester.

As this column has mentioned, Cindy McCain is like the chick from Seinfeld who only looked good in the one booth at the coffee shop...  Sometimes she looks Palin hot and other times she looks like Cher.


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