Monday, September 1, 2008

Burn Hollywood Burn..



Four days after Palin and I'm still not sure if you pronounce it with a long A or a short A.

Just the luck of the republican's, just as they are about to start their convention, Gustav is threatening to delay the whole thing.. This what you get when you try to piss of the Mexicans by building that stupid fence.

Is kind of ironic how that pastor called for "rains of Biblical proportions" to come down on Senator Jesu... I mean Senator Obama's speech and now the entire GOP convention might get delayed, toned down or cancelled by rains coming down from the heavens.

So I've done all my research on Sarah Palin and she does seem to shore up two key demographics for the GOP.. She seems to please the social conservatives who love her stands on killing deer, not killing babies and drilling and she also seems to please the bloggers who love her stand on wearing glasses, affinity for procreation and general attractiveness.


I remember when Chelsea Clinton first made her scene as a shy ugly kid on the national scene when her Old Man became the POTUS, now comes word that Palin's 17 year old unwed daughter is pregnant.. This is almost as bad as Cheney's lesbian daughter for the GOP staunch religious right. But reports are that tt least she is going to marry the father.. This has sitcom written all over it.
Mother fighting Bin Laden during the day and driving the kids to hockey practice at night, the father is a newspaper writer together rearing 5 wonderful little kids. But here comes little Bristol Palin to tell her parents that she's knocked up and to inform them that the pimpled faced boyfriend is moving into the Vice President Residence with the rest of the family. With any luck the boyfriend is Mexican now you add a Dog and they can call it the Ice Queen Cometh .. add a couple of misunderstandings and you have a hit for NBC for at the next 9 years.

Yeah I'm sure this will end well.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

1 comment:

Mseefje said...

Maybe you should contact a newspaper, I'm sure they would hire you in an instant if they were reading this stuff. I am actually laughing out loud! This is good stuff!!