For all the traveling I do and hours I spend in airports, you'd think that I would have discovered Auntie Anne's before today. I have to say that with this knowledge, the idea of a three hour delay sound slightly more palatable when you can get a hot dog wrapped in a butter soaked pretzel bun. Granted it is probably 800 calories and looks like a gigantic uncircumcised penis but once you get past that you realize that this might be the greatest human invention since Thomas Edison roamed the earth.
Life is finally not terrible
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