This seems about as foreign to me a as wearing ear-muffs or covering your dingy with a piece of latex. I find that there is nothing more pompous than seeing some uppity white chick (this only seems to happened with white chicks) who decides her Poodle, Chihuahua or Beagle is cold and should wear a coat. They act as if their dog is any more special than anybody else’s dog.
This is the same kind of pomposity that gets people to make donations to charities to get their names on a building or those who write send self-serving letters to “The Metropolitan Diary". These are the types of people who are overly active members of a the PTA and probably defend themselves as ‘not racist’ because they like the Cosby Show.
What probably needs to be explained to these people is that dogs like wolves and coyotes have lived in the wild for 1000's of years but somehow the American White person has decided that their dog couldn't possibly survive a 5 minute walk around the block. The way I see it if the damn mutt can’t survive the walk than you have Darwinism in practice.
You people have to get over yourselves, you are not doing anybody any favors and you are either now (or will grow up to be) the same kind of people who are overly involved in your child's elementary schooling.
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umm, I won't suggest this write up to Shannon as she has many different outfits that she dresses Toto her dog in!
LMFAO DAVID! ok i need to stop calling you david. i am dying over "What probably needs to be explained to these people is that dogs like wolves and coyotes have lived in the wild..." LMFAO FOR REAL. ok when i was little, i used to put a coat on my chihuahua cuz chihuahuas are from mexico and so i worried that he got cold really easily. also, my coworker was all, "it's not just white chicks that do that. asian girls totally dress up their dogs in burberry 'n sh!t"
david, you're a really good writer. i mean, righetti. where did righetti come from? what is that?
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