I usually don't buy into these scare tactics but I have a buddy who once took a dump and in the process pushed so hard he dislodged his retina
Well of course the chick who scared me into buying these things basically bullsh!ted me on safety for 20 minutes and $40 later I'm sporting one of those full wrap around Oakley Knock-Off and I transform from a jerk to a total jerk-off. So I shell out almost $50 for sunglasses that basically look like the kinds that those old-women sport when they get glaucoma. This look tells the world you have exactly zero hope for anything.
Dudes in sunglasses for anything other than true medical reasons is beyond me.
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You bought Oakley-type wraparound sunglasses? I can't think of a worse fashion statement to make via glasses. You might as well just grow a mullet and put on neon spandex.
Horrible.
eastbound and down i say! just call righetti the new kenny powers :-)
i also don't like it when people wear their sunglasses during lunch even if it's outdoors. it's kinda pretentious to me. i mean, i see reese witherspoon keep her sunglasses on when she's eating outdoors with jake gyllenhaal but they're celebrities so it's ok i guess. but i find it kinda rude when ppl keep their sunglasses on while eating/talking with you for a while.
omg i wrote about this in one of my back issues of my self-absorbed soliloquies. we're twins cuz we talk about similar topics. you're more well-rounded than i am cuz i almost never discuss politics or anything intelligent cuz i'm really shallow/superficial and have no interest in truly important things in life.
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