Take on the slow.news day

There are says when the tabloids headlines write themselves and the are days like today where the tabloids should just shut it down. I read a headline that said that Ivanka Trump loves and respects her dad and all I could think of is... How is this news?!? She's been staple by his side at visit every victory speech, she's been a surrogate wife in some ways as Melanie might be mute and she holds a huge role at Trump inc. And, oh yeah, and she is his daughter.

Time to start digging up some new dirt on Donald's mistresses or find his tax returns because I can't go through six months of this dribble