cause doing this online as opposed to waiting till I get hammered to spew my venom is gonna be a lot better for my liver
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
Take on click bait
I shouldn't admit this to advertisers but there are certain embedded ads that I cannot not click. Get me a promoted story on the world's thinnest wallet or most detailed globe and I have my credit card out before the page loads but the ones I'm most susceptible to are the ones that read "these female celebs have the hardest time keeping their chests stuffed into a tank top", "the ten hottest sex scenes in a movie" or "which female celebs have had affairs with chicks". Granted these lists are usually cluttered with the chick from Murphy Brown or so they are not as interesting but even knowing that I have to click.