cause doing this online as opposed to waiting till I get hammered to spew my venom is gonna be a lot better for my liver
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Take on the German pisser
I am not somebody who needs a ton of privacy and am not one who is afraid of my (lack of) manhood but I cannot figure out what the hell the Germans find so appealing in their choice of urinal placement. They love having them close together and hate any kind of partition, so not only do you piss on your own shoes, Hans is pissing on them, too.
Come on you bastards, give me some personal space and let me pee in privacy and not be exposed to your 28 centimeter uncut bratwurst