Sunday, March 27, 2016

Take on the chili pepper in the eye

Somebody from work brought in a bag of some new Doritos mixed with chili pepper sauce which is beyond delicious, the problem is that any Doritos chip sticks to your fingers and unless you are paying attention this could be dangerous. Last week as I am sitting at my desk, a call comes in and I get caught up with a long conversation which completely distracts me from the Doritos powder all over my fingers, and not sixty seconds later I rub my eye and immediately feel a burn that I can only imagine is similar to syphilis except instead of your urethra this is your retina.

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