Take on fast, slow, deep and shallow

A friend of mine commented that between a group of friends we had about 15 girls and one boy and asked me rhetorically "how did that happened?"

A year ago I was in China, a place where people openly root for boys and go into a depression when they have a girl, when I was told the secret by some old Chinese lady. Forget cutting out meat, alcohol or whatever because the secret is not in the sweet potatoes or Brussels Sprouts, the secret is in how the turkey is basted

See the answer is pretty easy she told me in broken English. Aya you want a boy: fast and deep, you want girl: slow and shallow.

Now knowing this you will never look at your girl having buddies the same way again