Take on the British Research on Piizza

I saw an article this week about some British scientists who had
apparently come up with the mathematical equation for perfect pizza.
My first thought was, how the hell does a country who itself isn't
know for their food or their mathematics come off trying to come up
with the perfect anything. If, instead, they had put a picture
survey of bad teeth or crappy bland fish and chips places, I'd trust
the Brits, but pizza???!

So, stick with what you know, you limy lads and leave the pizza to the
pizza to those who know how to make it.....Brooklynites