My gym put up a sign in the sauna which reads "any person who participates in inappropriate behavior in the men's room will have their gym membership revoked". Glad I was wearing slippers.
Do you think that Favre's arm or Chris Mortenson is more fatigued.
watching PTI last night, they were interviewing Chad Johnson who claimed that he can outswim Michael Phelps, although I'm not sure he should be allowed to be in the pool without the those floaties. This is the same guy who said he could outrun a horse, he is funny but he seems to be about 3 donuts short of a dozen.
How I miss the General Patton type memo's George Steinbrenner would send through the media about how the Yankees should make the playoffs every season. Apparantly Hank didn't get that memo as he is already making excuses for a dissapointing season which still has a quarter of its games left.
For those of us who under the false illussion that we are not total nerds, I've been playing GoalLineBlitz.com online and realize i'm just playing Dungeon's and Dragon's with worse graphics.
I'm not sure who should be more insulted by that picture of the Spanish basketball making the slanted eyes, the Chinese people or Alan Colmes?
With no Michael Phelps racing for a gold last night, I finally got a good night sleep.
Headline on CNN.com today "Why Scarlett Johansson kissed Penelope Cruz".. Match Point might be more anticipated than the Dark Knight or at least Wild Things.
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omg lmfao! i didn't even finish reading this but i started laughing out loud over "obama picked terrell owens as his running mate". LMFAO! you are funny.
ok i just continued reading and read the "no inappropriate behavior" sign thingie. OMFG! we are twins fo' real. i ALWAYS talk about that. it's kinda like at that seedy gay bar, the cock - there's a sign in the bathroom that says "one person in the stall at a time" but no one listens to it and they all have bareback sex in the stalls. did i ever tell you that i used to trick my straight friends into going to gay bars by renaming bars and being all, "hey guys, let's go to barracuda sports bar 'n grill tonight" and then then show up and it's no sports bar. it's a really seedy gay bar with a sling. or my favorite was when i was dating my husband and i said, "tonight we're going to eagle pub" but it was no pub. it was a gay leather bar, a really hardcore bar. like the stereotypical ones you see in the movies. eagle bar even scares my gay friends. it's a bunch of young boys looking for daddies. when you walk in, you see senior citizens wearing fanny-less leather chaps. i also saw one guy in a superman latex costume. also, the bathrooms there REEK of diarrhea cuz most of the people in there are hiv positive and they are all taking the retroviral drugs & "cocktail" so the side effect of that is constant diarrhea. so when the bathroom door opens, it's not pretty.
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