Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Mile High Miracles?

Will be interesting to see which Bill we get tonight, the red-faced finger wagging one or the fall-in-line for the DNC ex-president. I'm guessing more of the first than the latter. It is interesting to note that Bill Clinton will skip Obama's acceptance speech at Mile High Stadium, you know that Bubba sees this thing as if he were Mike Shannahan and can easily put in any presidential candidate behind that offensive line to rack up 1000 yards.

Any news on that Pastor who was asking for his followers to pray for rain? The weather forecast in Denver tomorrow night looks like sunny and the 70's although can't you just imagine Joe Lieberman and Lindsay Grahman glying in a blimp overhead dumping buckets of water on the stadium.

Apparently Hillary didn't get the message about PantSuits.. I put a lot of work into this for the benefit of women like Hillary and I would appreciate if people could pay some attention.



It looks like she ate Bill and then vomitted all over herself.. The only thing worse than this was the http://www.takeonrighetti.blogspot.com/ version with the blue and black background from earlier in the week. With that color combination she looks like she is trying out as the new version of the Syracuse Orange



Chelsea on the other hand has gotten to be quite the hotty.

Talking about badly dressed women, the LPGA is requiring all their players to speak English, they should at the same time require about 95% of the male players to drop about 50 pounds.. I have to wonder who would win in a wet t-shit contest.. those non English speaking LPGA Korean chicks or the PGA collection of man-boobs?


Instant Replay hits MLB tomorrow, nothing like jamming a new rule down everybody's throat. Baseball has been played without replay for 100 years but all of a sudden it HAS to be implemented immediately. Any chance we can get a replay of the tractor trailer which just ran right over the Yankee season?





Today we bring out a new feature which we'll try to offer on a regular basis, it's called the Relief Bitcher.. Today we bring in the tall righty, #44 Zeke

"A topic to discuss is the continued existence of http://kerryhatersforkerry.com and http://johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com
what will the new version of this be? there already is http://clintons4mccain.com

This is quite possibly the dumbest idea of all time. I'm a democrat but i'm going to vote for a republican because my democrat lost to another democrat. it's like going to an ice cream shop and saying "i hate chocolate. they ran out of vanilla and only have french vanilla. this is outrageous. i can't believe they don't have vanilla, i'm getting the chocolate."

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