Poor Chris Christie, he's had a rough patch lately. First he lost all credibility over BridgeGate which in turn lost all his popularity. He then got trounced in the republican nomination, then he hitched his wagon to Trump until being unceremoniously dumped on the eve of the inauguration. He then finally does get invited back to the White House and when he gets there he is told by Trump to order anything on the menu which, to a guy like Chris Christie, is like waking up for Christmas morning. And then, not three minutes later, when the waiter shows up, Trump tell him that both he and Chris will have the meatloaf. Trump knows how to emasculate a man better than anybody (little Marco, Low Energy Jeb!) and he did a masterful job at it with the (not) lovable governor of our fair state.
But I'm calling FakeNews on this, because the thing about MeatloafGate is that we all know that Big Chris was going to order the meatloaf anyway. There was no way that he was ordering the arugula-kale salad with baby corn and quinoa, so this all Much Ado About Nothing. It would be like me asking my two year old if she'd like ice cream or broccoli. For the sake of expediency, I'd already be at the freezer with that weird looking ice scooper thing.
With all that said, I would love to try that meatloaf, it does sound delicious.
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