cause doing this online as opposed to waiting till I get hammered to spew my venom is gonna be a lot better for my liver
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Take on Bradgelina
I have never seen a bunch of 30 and 40 year olds happier than when the news broke yesterday that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had separated. I cannot quite figure out the fascination but just the sheer joy that came from a certain demographic was deafening. Every tabloid lead with the story, every tweet referenced it and every single chick in her 30's went home to polish up their resumes.
This dude dated Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Anniston and Angelina Jolie, something tells me that they are not interested in you, your weird cat and that extra 20 pounds you have been carrying around.