Facts, when put through the Trump filter have a tendency to come out sounding a bit differently.
Look at this
A former Trump campaign aid was indicted for human trafficking of a minor (http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2017/04/21/former-district-judge-indicted-human-trafficking/100756290/)
Using TrumpMath this means some guy in a pizzeria has been running a prostitution ring of 14 year olds
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