Trump tweeted out yesterday that " one by one we are keeping our promises -on the border, on jobs, on regulations. Big changes are happening!"
I went through a quick list of promises
Build a big glorious 20 foot wall and have Mexico pay for it
So far, no wall and definitely no pesos
Build a bigger wall if Mexico refuses to pay for it
So far, still no wall and definitely no pesos
Create massive amounts of jobs
So far, job rate a little bit lower than under Obama and March numbers underwhelming
Repeal the horrible Obamacare
Obamacare still here
Replace with great wonderful new healthcare
Couldn't get great new healthcare through congress
Don't go to war with Syria
Sent 59 missiles and destroyed a cafeteria
On Day 1 officially call China a currency manipulator
On day 82 without much fanfare said China was not a currency manipulator
Janet Yellen is doing a terrible job
Janet Yellen might return
NATO is obsolete and consider pulling out
Declares NATO is no longer obsolete
Export-Import bank needs to be eliminated
export-import bank should stay
Unlike Obama he will not have enough time to play golf
I went through a quick list of promises
Build a big glorious 20 foot wall and have Mexico pay for it
So far, no wall and definitely no pesos
Build a bigger wall if Mexico refuses to pay for it
So far, still no wall and definitely no pesos
Create massive amounts of jobs
So far, job rate a little bit lower than under Obama and March numbers underwhelming
Repeal the horrible Obamacare
Obamacare still here
Replace with great wonderful new healthcare
Couldn't get great new healthcare through congress
Don't go to war with Syria
Sent 59 missiles and destroyed a cafeteria
On Day 1 officially call China a currency manipulator
On day 82 without much fanfare said China was not a currency manipulator
Janet Yellen is doing a terrible job
Janet Yellen might return
NATO is obsolete and consider pulling out
Declares NATO is no longer obsolete
Export-Import bank needs to be eliminated
export-import bank should stay
Unlike Obama he will not have enough time to play golf
Played more golf in three months than Obama did in a year
Surround himself with great people
Betsy Devos, Michael Flynn, Ben Carson, Rex Tillerson, Sean Spicer, Steve Bannon, Stephen Miller and of course Rick Perry
And of course
Will Drain the Swamp
Filled the swamp with more toxic waste
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