Take on underwear shopping

So I decided against double dipping my shitty drawers during my trip to Korea and although I did give the suggestion of going commando some serious thought, I decided to walk over to Target and get a pack of new boxer briefs.

The issue is that every pack of boxer briefs is designed to make me feel like a total inadequate schlep. Almost every package has a picture of some ripped black dude with what looks like a grapefruit shoved in his underwear on its cover. I get that a would be attractive to a chick but when a middle aged, over weight, pale white dude going out to buy underwear, he doesn't need to see the competition in full display. Show me a picture of the underwear and that is it, no need for the model.