Thursday, April 2, 2015

Take on Jamarcus Winston

I caught a picture of Jameis Winston yesterday and the first thing they came to my mind was "Jesus, did this gavone eat Marcus Mariota?" I am shocked to see that this slob shows up at his pro-day looking like he's been chomping down on unlimited crab-legs instead of hitting the treadmill and he's about to become the number one pick in a sport built on athleticism. Now obviously the quarterback position can be filled by guys who aren't the best athletes on the field but if I am Tampa, I think I'd be a lot more psyched if the guy I'm about to build my franchise around had smaller t!ts than the chicks in my stands.

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