Take on Scott Walker

I know virtually nothing about Scott Walker other than he sounds like the guy from the Furious franchise. He also seems like the kind of guy who goes to beach wearing khakis and black socks and orders girly drinks with the umbrella in 'me. Whenever I look at him it looks like he is two or three weeks past the time he should have gotten a haircut and that is coming from a guy who is perpetually two or three weeks late on his next haircut

I doubt he'll be president partly because the libs will think he'll steal their unions away but mainly cause he looks so damned pale. No presidential candidate can look like he has been stuck in an incubator for the last decade and hope to win but even that may not sink him what will is that this guy is allergic to dogs which means he is automatically not qualified to be the leader of the Free World