Monday, May 31, 2010

Is thre anything that screams I wear socks with sandals more than the Bumper Bully?

I do wonder why car companies have moved away from those solid metallic bumpers from the 80's replacing them with this fiberglass crap which gets pierced under a steady wind so it's a design flaw for cars that are to be parked on city streets but honestly the way we've gotten around a little wear and tear with the Bumper Bully is about as much fun as shaking hands with gloves on. I know these things have a legit purpose but I can't tell you how ridiculous these things look, it's as if you are wearing condoms on the bottom of your heeled shoes to protect them from the city streets. I am seeing an increase in these things so this doesn't look like the kind of thing that'll just die out like it should. See if you are protecting your $100k AMC Hammer than maybe you should consider putting in a supervised garage and if you are putting it on your Subaru Outback than you may want to consider some of the terrible life choices you have made. A little scratch on a bumper adds character like a scar on your leg or a mark on your eye, it's a BUMPER for God's sake it's meant to get nicked up.

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