cause doing this online as opposed to waiting till I get hammered to spew my venom is gonna be a lot better for my liver
Thursday, June 16, 2016
Take on Hot Coffee
For years I was just worried about spilling my McDonalds drive-thru coffee on my lap and burning the already least attractive part of my body but apparently that shouldn't be my biggest fear. My biggest fear should be the fact that said scolding hot coffee can burn cancer into my throat which sounds like even less fun than introducing Little Righetti to the furnace.
I often drink scolding hot coffee, not because that is how I like it but because that is the way that Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts serves it because, well, coffee should be served hot. I guess I will have to ask them to leave a little space so I can add an ice cube in the future