Monday, June 17, 2013

Take on the Dutch Wedding guests

Weddings in Holland are like wedding nowhere in the world. It's not
only that they lack most basic etiquette but it's the only place
where it is perfectly acceptable, and somewhat expected, for the
guests to try to upstage the bride, and it is usually done by the men.
Dutch wedding guest will often show up looking like they got
dressed in a dark closet, with mismatched clothing from head to toe.
It is common for a wedding photo of the guests to show some guy
dressed in a suit standing next to another guy in orange shorts and a
purple shirt and having a conversation with a third guy wearing a
green blazer and red pants. For some reason, European style has been
lost to the entire country, with people routinely wearing tube socks
with slacks, Hawaiian shirts with suits and trying to outdo one
another trying to squeeze the most color onto any particular outfit.
It's like going to a water park and seeing all the awful tattoo
sleeves and back art
I think, that because they all look alike, they want to easily be able
to find themselves in a Where's Waldo Photo later

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