Take on the condom umbrella

Is there anything more ridiculous looking than those dome umbrellas?
I get that not poking somebody in the eye with a spoke has some value,
but really at the price if looking like an idiot has to count for
something.
I hear that chick's get all worried about frizzy hair, but you have to
be kidding me because if you are so concerned about your look, putting
a rubber on your head doesn't seem like a good solution

Can't wait till they draw a smiley face on the front