Take on the city roach

In most of the country, people are talking about those 17 year cicadas
but in NYC the only thing I keep seeing are these 17 pound roaches. I
cannot tell you, how many of these things I stepped over the last few
weeks. People in the country have no idea how humongous these things
get when they are fed a steady diet of NYC trash. It's like walking
into a roach morgue when you are crossing manhattan. Then again, I am
glad to report that they have all been dead, so unlike those
disgusting poodle sizes rats in the subway, at least somehow these
filthy animals are getting slaughtered