Thursday, January 26, 2012

Take on the guy who backs into a spot

Is there anything more pompous than the guy who backs into a parking
spot that is fully approachable by fronting in? There are
typically two kinds of cars, an expensive sportscar or a junker. Can
somebody explain why somebody would ever need to spend the time to do
this?

There really are only two explanations

The driver either

- has no self confidence and needs to compensate by showing off he is
capable of driving in reverse

- he is planning a quick getaway because he is robbing a bank


Either way I can't imagine that you are really showing off because it
either proves you are hung like a pale Dutchman or the cops already
have you pegged because if I were running a bank, I'd immediately
press the emergency button the second I notice a guy backing in

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