Tuesday, December 9, 2008

"Let me get a medium coffee with 5 sugars"


this is what I heard the other day while waiting on line at my favorite coffee and egg-cheese place. Five sugars!!!!!... you have to be kidding me, no wonder the woman ordering it looked like she had an ass on her ass.

Five Sugars in your coffee is what is wrong with this country...this is the reason some chicks have guts that stick out further than their t*ts and why men can't see their dinky when they take a leak.

I think that just like car insurance gets raised for a driver who has a history of speeding, car accidents and traffic violations; slobs who eat way too much pizza, McDonalds or Snickers bars should get charged a slob-tax. If for example they have ice-cream more than three times a week, eat two or more BigMac's in one sitting or put five sugars in your coffee you should have a a 20% increase in your health care costs (this increase will have to come out of your pocket NOT your company). Personal responsibility, what a novel idea!!! The money collected will be distributed -in terms of lower rates- for the people who live a healthy life style, just like car insurance.

By the way, this Righetti Tax will not be imposed for reasons of disease just for people who live a sloppy unhealthy life style.

If the slob penalty doesn't stick with actual money than I suggest for every calorie over 2000 a person consumes in a day they have to spend 1 minute working per day in a slaughter house or at Willie Wonka's factory..

If nothing else, when somebody who can't fit in an airplane seat or a seat at a baseball stadium sits next to you, somebody should come over and see how much of their neighbor's personal space their gut is taking up and then charge them that percentage more for the seat. BUT here is the catch; the airline or the baseball team shouldn't benefit from this, it should be paid to the normal size human whose personal space they are invading.

3 comments:

Wanna Be A Foodie said...

Someone in Beantown must have read your blog (besides me) because while I was waiting in line at the Double-D today, this woman ordered a medium coffee with cream and five equals. I can't decide if five sugars or five equals is more offensive.

Righetti said...

this is what is wrong with people.

I drink coffee cause i like the taste of coffee, the day i hide the flavor of my coffee with artificial sugars is the day i start wearing sweat-pants to work

Unknown said...

lmfao david, you seriously are disgusted by overweight people. it's so funny to me. i once met a guy like that a couple years ago & he was always saying negative things about overweight people, especially overweight women. my female friends hated him cuz of that & found it so offensive but the thing is, i totally didn't find it offensive at all. i kinda liked him & totally agreed with the guy. i don't represent.