thing lead to another and after a couple of IPA's he let loose on the
state of the Malaysian flight
With everything else going on in the works (Ukraine on the brink of
civil war, horrible story of the Korean ferry, anniversary of the
Boston bombing etc) the missing plane has gone under the radar...AND
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT MY BUDDY THOUGHT WOULD HAPPENED.
See he has this theory that US government is behind this entire thing
and the other 'news' coming on CNN and the USA Today are all designed
distractions from the real story. He says that his research shows
that the pilot was forced from the cockpit by a couple of goatee
having cell-phone on their belt wearing, polo shirt wearing, OfficeMax
looking terrorists, who proceeded to take the flight at 5000 feet
towards a secret American naval base on some remote island in the
heart of the Indian Ocean by shadowing another 777 in the same
airspace to avoid ground radar detection. The reason behind this
goatee hijacking was that there were three guys on the plane who held
a patent on some form of computer integration and the FBI wanted that
technology. So, his theory states, they hijacked the flight and have
been keeping it hidden on this naval base while the goatee assailants
have been running around starting an all out proxy-war using
Heartbleed to attack the cyber security of Russia through a complex of
hacked websites in retaliation to the Crimea escalation. The FBI,
working along Mossad have be running a counter intelligence through
emissary Rodman to infiltrate the leadership of Korea who has been
funding the uprising in the Ukraine using a combination of missiles
bought from Pakistan, paid for by Iranians and smuggled through
Kazakhstan by German special ops as they are hoping to destabilize the
region to get the Eastern European countries out of NATO and
eventually our of the EU. Meanwhile the Turks are secretly tunneling
into the Gazprom gas lines and sending gas over the Black Sea under
shortening oil labels to Singapore at an 45% discount off the market
so that they can eventually take over the Malaysian Pennisula. This
is done to begin the process of an Al Qaeda home-base in South East
Asia for attacks on Chinese exports to bring the cost of raw materials
up for the USA and make all Americans pay higher prices for LCD TV's.
This will lead to domestic arguments, more divorce and infighting and
the only thing that can bring peace back to earth is the long awaited
Dream Theater reunion tour which will really be method of sending a
new complex morse code using odd time-signatures to the Venezuelans
that we are willing to broker a deal to curb communism in South and
Central America by committing to the purchase of more from Venezuela under the guise of stopping Arctic exploration which will appease Obama's base
By the way, I'm betting dollars to donuts that the North Koreans sunk that ferry
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Getting all the hijackers to grow goatees would seem to be the least likely thing in this entire theory. Their leader? Yes. The rest of them? No.
North Korea is a righteous country built on a utopian ideal that unfortunately got infused with Confucian bullshit principles of patriarchy and primogeniture.
North Korea just doesn't bootlick Western powers like the racial sellout pussies in Japan, Taiwan, Thailand, Hong Kong, Malaysia, Indonesia, and India all do on a daily basis.
The only true patriotic Asian countries are North Korea, Vietnam, and Cambodia. They stood up to Imperialist powers and shed blood for it.
Don't swallow the xenophobic, shortsighted, racially tinged propaganda that the Western media force-feeds down your throat. North Korea didn't attack anyone. It is more likely that America attacked someone, and America didn't attack anyone.
South Korean boat captains are drunken louts, just like 99% of Korean men. That's the simple and accurate explanation. Occam's Razor. Google it. Bing it. Know it.
Signed,
One of the 1%
The Philippines also sucks Western cock prodigiously. Hence, you cannot trust them.
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