Take on the cellphone user

There is really no more miserable way to commute than sitting next to
a yapper. Not talking about a seatmate who engages you in
conversation, cause that is justifiable grounds for assault but a guy
who talks on his cellphone is really asking for it and should at
minimum not be surprised if some guy grabbed his phone and threw it
out of the bus at the next stop

Nobody wants to hear you tell your miserable wife that you are 29
minutes from home, tell her when you get there