Thursday, October 13, 2011

take on large purple friend

I think you might be doing it wrong.

Some woman in California is suing the company who made her vibrator after she complained of vaginal pain and bleeding.   In a suit brought to court she said she was rushed to the hospital and needed a few pints of blood after a little foreplay went awry.      I cannot imagine that any piece of plastic and rubber will ever take a place of a real person but I know there are couples who frequently engage in this and my guess is that this chick got herself a big black long-dong-kong to compensate for her boyfriend's tiny wrong-zong-schlong and she wasn't quite used to the size which lead directly to the pain and bleeding..   Apparently you can't shove a 12 incher in without a little preparation or otherwise you might just be doing it wrong..  

So I suggest that these chicks needing a little extra help first try stretching a bit or making sure there isn't any other blockage down there.

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