Blow air up this scoliosis

Have you ever spent a night on an air mattress? This is the waterboarding for travelers, this is absolute torture.

I slept on one last night and today it feels like Fat Bastard tapdanced on my back. I feel like a crippled trapeze artist, how some company can possibly market this as a 'comfortable' night sleep is the biggest piece of marketing crap I have ever heard. I would prefer to sleep a night on burning shards of glass than ever spend another night like this.

I am also not sure about using another person's toothpaste, it might be disgusting though I haven't decided for sure.
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