Alien vs Predator

Who does this
Sitting on the can this morning minding my own business and desperately trying to finish up before the stink overwhelmed me I was rudely interrupted.
Now this is one of these office sh!thouses with a couple of stalls and a couple of urinals and most of the time there is very little foot traffic. This is good as it allows you to do your business in relative peace and quiet.
Well this morning I wasn't alone!!! Some guy plants himself down in the stall next to me. Starts his business and all of sudden the sh!tter is filled with moans, grunts and sighs. How the hell do you expect me to concentrate on the task at hand when it sounds like you are slaughtering a lamb??

The stink is completely suffocating at this point, this guy must have had some of that Bump Chili last night and as he hits his crescendo where it sounds like some alien busting through his stomach when all of a sudden there is a break in the action.
Now the break isn't because he's done, it is not because he is giving up and it is not because he decided on a much needed courtesy flush . The break in the action occurs because we get interrupted by a ringing cell-phone.

Well this jackass stops mid slaughter to answer his phone.. I’m sitting there, work-pants around my ankles thinking ‘You have to be kidding me!!!’ So the groans and moans subside as this guy talks to his wife/girlfriend/'partner' to discuss their dinner plans!!

First of all this stalls the process and delays the much needed clearing-flush but maybe more importantly who in their right mind wants to discuss chicken or tuna for dinner in this atmosphere?
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