Take on Alphabet

You kno you have too much money when you come up with ridiculous ways to spend it. Google sits on billions in cash and like Gizmodo has so eloquently pointed out this is just Google feeling inadequate to Elton Musk as they feel they have to come up with newer greater crap to feel like they still have it. This is like some 50 year old chick putting on lipstick and high heels even if she's 40 pounds overweight and her boobs touch her toes, she just has to feel like some dude at a bar will buy her a drink..and he will because, well, he's a dude
But here is a prediction, Google will take that mountain of cash and go from Everest and become Camelback. Google is really good at a couple of things, searching, organizing and storage and that is where all their money is but now they decided they have to invest in driverless cars and anti-aging creams which might be a good thing for that 50 year old drunk chick at the bar.