Take on The Wine Rack

Whenever you hear somebody disparage innovation and question whether the USA has lost its edge, point them to what is arguable the greatest invention known to man. This is a flask hidden inside of pump up bra. Think the Reebok pumps but instead of $120 horrible looking sneakers, you get a huge rack and a place to hide your booze. There is at least one chick I know who has probably already ordered a couple of them already, one in lacy black, one in flirty white and one in hot red

The only issue I can see Mr. wonderful having with this is that as you drink the booze your boobs get smaller but we can figure out a way to love with that, too.