Friday, June 12, 2015

Take on the Senate's Seersucker Day

Forget the new trade agreement, constant battles over Obamacare or disagreements over employment numbers, yesterday a bunch of grumpy old white men and a few equality grumpy and equality white old women decided that they would politics aside and don seersucker suits to the Senate. I get that it's one of these cute traditions like a first year senator not taking the floor for some undetermined amount of time, the serving of bean soup and the annual Rand Paul show where he stands up and doesn't got to the bathroom for 28 hours straight but these grumpy old men have to realize that they get completely washed out by the seersucker suit. There is nothing cool about a pasty John McCain or Chuck Schumer or God forbid the whitest man know to earth, Mitch McConnell, in light threads, the only one who might have the complexion to pull it off is Boehner but luckily I don't think The House does this

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