Friday, June 19, 2015

Take on Tiger Woods

It's over, it's over, it's over

Tiger Woods missed the cut at the U.S. Open this weekend which will mean that for the fifth time in his career he missed a cut at a major. A lot of people will talk about his swing coach, his putting or his short game but anybody who pays attention is that this is not a golf thing. It has nothing to do with a knee injury or a back injury or a head injury this has to do with a unit injury We are not talking about him breaking his penile muscle but the fact it isn't getting enough strange. His unit isn't getting enough work.
Tiger needs to stop worrying about his driver and start worrying about putting his driver into a bunch of hot young coeds. Ever since he got caught by Erin he has looked more like Jack Nicholson than Jack Nicklaus

1 comment:

Mr. R. Lee said...

Yeah, but Jack Nicholson still gets laid more than Jack Nicklaus. If Tiger had Nicholson's mojo, he'd still be good.

As it is, Tiger has been washed up for years. At almost 40 years old, there is no real chance of a comeback. He will never win another golf tournament. What an implosion.

Good. Around twenty years ago, I heard he was a total asshole from multiple, unrelated Stanford students back when Tiger was in college. Seems like he is still the same guy.