Tuesday, February 11, 2014

take on the Dutch Pee'er



Read an article today about some KLM pilot peeing all over Putin's house over in Russia after the Dutch team dominated in some skating event..   Deadspin made this sound like a major deal but anybody who has ever been to Holland realize that the Dutch will pee on just about anything..  it's like they are marking their territory..   Maybe it's lingering insecurities of when the the Germans marched over the entire country in about 15 minutes stopping only to drink a couple of Heinies 


when asked about this article, a chick with a dude's name who is married to a dutch dude who dresses like a chick said the following


The dutch are known for "wild peeing" (peeing on the street) Jeff once peed on the royal palace in Amsterdam. I'm SHOCKED he didn't get arrested.

She couldn't be more right.. the Dutch are know for about three things.. peeing in public (just look at the street toilets in Holland, they are just a little fence that you pee against, no urinal, no pluming nothing), dressing like crap at weddings and saying inappropriate things in proper company

I once left a pee stream from Prospect Heights to Park Slope paying extra attention to a couple of stray Food CoOp shopping carts and Chocolate Fondue shops 

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