Take on the "Best Gas, Low Price"

There are not many things in the world which make me feel less
comfortable than a sign on the Bronx for "Best Gas, Low Price". I get
trying to pull in as many customers as possible and words like Best
and Low Price are usually very enticing but when it comes to gasoline,
I tend not to want the cheapest option as it just feels like it will
be watered down. I'd imagine getting gas here feel like getting a BJ
from one of those chicks from Hookers on the Point, night her the job
done but your internal will never quite be the same.

Then when you see the price of $3.79, you wonder how much cheaper it
really is anyway