We can invent a telescope to view the surface of the sun yet my ass is still a mop

How exactly am I supposed to feel better when all I got between my ass cheeks and a piss covered public restroom seat is this flimsy piece of recycled paper. I know these are supposed to be hygenic solutions but how about an engineered one, shoot it won't take an engineer to realize that sitting on one layer of toilet paper means that you are sopping up the piss with your ass. I know this is a pretty common issue for us at TOR but I travel a lot and we use a lot of public rest-rooms and I don't have the quad muscle strength to squat and I am not about to carry a plastic toilet cover seat

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